first it was a joke. Or Mark thought it was a joke, or at the very least something to joke about. Then one dayâa week ago maxâheâd been parking the car and there was Maggie, walking down the other side of the street with Gerome. She was wearing the robe. It was afternoon. It was daylight. Mark had a sudden sinking feeling that he was married to a loser.
Maggie had an excuse for her behavior, but it was getting old. It was getting old in part because sheâd been getting better. The symptoms now felt disproportionate to the cause. Like, for instance, Patricia Hatchett, who was also in the History Department, had lost a baby last year, and Mark wasnât the only one to notice that she looked better these days than ever. Heâd heard she was considering a run for chair, for Christâs sake. It embarrassed Mark that his wife had become a completely different person just because sheâd been mugged. Strike thatâbecause someone they didnât even know had been murdered. But what was becoming more and more apparentâand this wasnât a happy or an easy realizationâwas that Mark was spending his life with one of the worldâs weaklings: the type of person who gets diagnosed with cancer and, instead of going outside and taking on life, gets in bed and waits for the inevitable. Heâd expected more from Maggie. My god, heâd expected so much more!
How the mugging happenedâwhat Maggie told Markâwent like this: sheâd gotten off the Red Line at Berwyn. Same stop as always. It was getting dark but it wasnât late. She crossed Broadway and started into the neighborhood. A man was waiting at the first alley. He asked for change. She ignored him, kept walking. He followed. It was their neighborhoodâ
their
neighborhood: middle-upper class, lots of grass!âshe didnât think anything of the fact that he was following her. She was three blocks from Clark Street. Three blocks from the coffee shop and their apartment and the dinner that Mark had made for them. By the next alley, though, the man had caught up to her. âHey,â he said. He tapped her on the shoulder. Not even this had set off bells that she was dealing with anything more than a simple panhandler, a meager beggar. âThe purse,â he said. He pointed to her bag. Her wallet and computer were inside. She laughed. âNo way, dude,â she said. âSorry.â She turned to walk away.
She claimed she didnât originally see the gun, but laterâafter a young couple had found her and called the cops and taken her to the emergency roomâwhen they showed her photos of the bruise on the back of her neck, of the perfect outline of the butt of a gun, she said the gun had become a part of the memory. Whether it was a trick of the imagination or a real recollection had been jogged somehow, she didnât know. But ever since seeing the photos, she remembered the gun.
Not too long ago, as the winter yielded to spring, sheâd gotten to the point where she was making jokes about the whole thing. Sheâd been fucking adorable with the story. Like, okay, at a dinner party five weeks agoâ
five weeks ago!
âsheâd been the belle of the ball. She told the anecdote three, maybe four times. She was a hit. A trouper. A riot. They all loved the way sheâd said, âNo way, dude.â Nadeem Gnechik had stopped Mark in the hallway the next day and said, âYour wifeâs a goddamn battle-ax.â They shared a laugh and Mark thought to himself,
Yes.
He thought,
A battle-axâmy wife.
He thought,
Iâm a goddamn lucky man.
But then, with the arrival of those cops and their photos, out came the flannel robe.
Last week he found two bottles of mace in the dog-walking drawer and an application for a concealed carry permit. Heâd torn the paper up and pushed it to the bottom of the trash.
Just three mornings ago, on her side of the bed, he