TV.â
âSince he met you, heâs got his bedroom DVR set to record anything to do with Hong Kong or China,â I said.
âHey!â Jupe complained.
Kar Yee grinned. âDonât listen to her, Jupiter. Sheâs just jealous of our love.â
Jupe laughed, unsure if she was teasing him again, but too far gone to care. He pulled out his cell phone in a clumsy attempt to change the subject. âPicture time.â
âSnap away,â she said. âLeft side is my best side.â
âPlease donât encourage him.â Shivering in the cool ocean breeze winding over the stern, I scooted closer to Lon and tucked my feet under my legs on the ivory cushion.
Jupe began snapping photos of Kar Yee, with the occasional pity shot of Lon and me thrown in to make it look aboveboard, I supposed. And never mind that his dad was a semi-famous photographer with a camera worth more than my car. He was going to fill up his phone with Kar Yee from every angle. God only knew where those pictures would end up. Probably on every online movie forum the kid patrolled, tagged with exaggerations about their nonexistent relationship.
âWhoâs running the bar if youâre both here?â he asked after what must have been a few thousand photos.
âAmanda,â I said, referring to our lead waitress. âWeâre breaking her in.â
Kar Yee polished a small apple on the hem of her shirt. âHopefully she wonât run off with all the money in the safe.â
âHopefully she remembers the safe combination.â
âYou guys can call to check on her,â Jupe said, glancing up at the captainâs distant figure, which stood under a navy canopy on the topmost deck. He pulled his phone back out. âOr maybe not. No signal. But you can send her a messageâI remember Crazy Bandana Manâs Wi-Fi password.â
I groaned. âDonât we all. Seriously, Lon. Where did you find this guy?â
âSomeone I knew used to work for the charter company.â
Jupe stopped taking photos. âOh, wait. Her? â
I felt Lonâs arm tense around my shoulder.
âOh-ho-ho, it was her,â Jupe said.
I waved to get Jupeâs attention. âWhoâs âherâ?â
âAmanda.â
âHuh?â I was momentarily confused, picturing Amanda back at Tambuku.
âAmanda Morris, â he clarified in a fake posh voice. âSo, remember when I told you about the only woman heâd snuck into the house before you?â
âSneaked, and yes.â It was one of the first Butler family secrets he spilled to me. The first of many. Jupe would not only let the cat out of the bag, heâd set the bag on fire so that cat would be sure to roam free for the rest of its nine lives.
âSnuck, and that was Amanda Morris. She spent the night. â
âYou werenât supposed to know that,â Lon complained.
Jupe flashed Lon a sheepish smile. âNot my fault you couldnât be quiet. I heard talking that morning, then I saw you hustling her down the stairs. Iâm not dumb, hel- lo .â
âYeah, hel- lo, â I repeated in the same sarcastic tone, grabbing Lonâs chin to turn his face toward mine. âWho was this woman?â
âNo one.â
âHe went out on a bunch of dates with her,â Jupe offered. âThen he brought her home that night, then she stopped calling.â
Kar Yee made a dramatic pity-filled sound. âIt was probably your pirate mustache, Lon. Some women arenât into that dirty rock star chic. Youâre lucky Cady has low standards.â
âHey,â Jupe complained with a cross face. âMy dad makes the Lust List in the Village Weekly every year.â
âBros before hos. Nice,â I praised. âNow, who is this Amanda chick?â
Lon sighed. âShe met some guy vacationing in Big Sur. Ran off to Tennessee with him.â
âHe was