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logan won’t care. he worships the ground you walk on … which is good, because otherwise i might worry that you’d steal doug away. (jk! i’m TOTALLY just kidding!)
SnowAngel:
zoe! it makes me feel bad that you would even say that.
zoegirl:
i’m sorry, i guess i’m just thinking about last year.
SnowAngel:
well, don’t. god.
zoegirl:
but i know you would never do that. we’re in a totally different situation now. we’re both so lucky!
SnowAngel:
not to bring you down or anything … but are you doing all right with the whole jana weirdness? maddie finally gave me the complete story—sounds icky
zoegirl:
it was. i told doug about it, but he didn’t understand why it creeped me out. so i explained jana’s whole history with us, and turns out he didn’t remember *any* of what happened in 10th grade. doesn’t that blow your mind?
SnowAngel:
u think everyone should remember just cuz we do?
zoegirl:
well, yeah!
SnowAngel:
me 2
zoegirl:
i mean, jana emailed that picture of mads to the whole entire school. you’d think doug would remember a topless photo!
SnowAngel:
maybe he never saw it
zoegirl:
everyone saw it. didn’t they?
SnowAngel:
well, doug doesn’t travel in the same circles as “everyone.” that’s part of his charm.
zoegirl:
yr right. and actually, that makes me happy. he does not need an image of a topless anybody in his mind.
zoegirl:
but anyway, i told him that from sophomore year on, jana’s been nothing but trouble for all 3 of us. how on the one hand that made it hugely satisfying to see terri take her on, but on the other hand it gave me a chill. cuz now jana associates me with her moment of shame … and with jana you never know where that’s gonna lead.
SnowAngel:
pissed and unstable—not a good combination. (plus you know her secret about Boo Boo Bear, hee hee)
zoegirl:
but in a way talking to doug about it was good, because he didn’t see what the big deal was evenafter i explained. it made me be like, “ok, time to chill. you have better things to do than worry about jana.” i have doug back, and that makes everything ok.
zoegirl:
g-nite, angela! I’M SO IN LOVE!!!!
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mad maddie:
YO! why aren’t you at school, missy?! you didn’t stay home cuz of your nose, did you?
SnowAngel:
hey now, how shallow do you think i am?!
mad maddie:
angela …
SnowAngel:
well … yes. yes i did. you wld have 2 if you looked like me!
mad maddie:
yr missing Senior Pet Day! how can you miss Senior Pet Day? yr the prez of the planning committee that came up with this swill!
SnowAngel:
swill! the senior planning committee comes up with delightful activities to celebrate senior-ness. it does not come up with SWILL.
mad maddie:
ted aronson brought a pig. he dressed him in tighty-whities.
SnowAngel:
did you bring chumley the psycho kitty?
mad maddie:
yeppers, on loan from my dear bro mark. he piddled on mr. bradley’s carpet.
SnowAngel:
mark?
mad maddie:
good one. no, chumley.
SnowAngel:
i’m so sorry i missed it
mad maddie:
you should be. i can’t believe your aunt sadie let you stay home cuz you think you LOOK bad. here i am in the fluorescently lit media center with chumley the psycho kitty digging gashes into my thighs, while yr languishing about eating bon bons and feeling sorry for yourself.
SnowAngel:
the blister is at its peak of foulness, maddie. it is a pustule of terror.
mad maddie:
ha. “The Pustule of Terror,” coming soon to theaters everywhere.
mad maddie:
which actress should we get to play you?
SnowAngel:
ooo, excellent question. but if we’re gonna make a movie, we have to make it of all 3 of us. and we’re not calling it “The Pustule of Terror.” we’ll call it … hmm. “The Winsome Threesome: Senior Year.” how ’bout that?
mad maddie:
very nice. and now: the cast?
SnowAngel:
i know who i want for me: