pillow, her hair would be an entire paletteâ¦
âI have a suggestion, Miss Ingraham.â
She arched a brow, all starchy business and brisk efficiency. No wonder Georginaâs education was progressing at such a great rate.
âIf we are to maximize the time between now and our departure, then it makes sense for you to take your meals with me.â
Such a delicate frown had Miss Ingraham. âThatâ¦doesâ¦make sense.â
And so reluctant. Jonathanâs despair eclipsed the desire that simmered in his veins whenever he beheld his daughterâs governess. âOnly for a week, Miss Ingraham, and I assure you I will be on my best behavior.â
âYes, you will.â She studied him until the corners of her mouth curved up and an impish light gleamed in her eyes. âKeeping you on your best behavior shall be my personal mission.â
And thus began his week of heavenâand hell.
She showed him how to tie his cravats in the more fashionable knots, though how she knew such things was a mystery. This exercise required her hands on his person, making it a wonder of biblical proportions that Jonathan mastered anything beyond the fussed-up reef knot heâd been using for years.
She lectured him through three meals a day plus teaâhigh bloody tea!âand gave him little books to read on the subject of table manners.
She inspected his turnout each morning and each time before he left the house, tugging on a shirtsleeve or adjusting his boutonniere . He was no longer permitted to refer to it as a damned posy .
And then the real torment began.
âWe must do something about your hair.â Miss Ingraham made this pronouncement at breakfast on Thursday, and their departure was scheduled for Saturday morning.
âYou will not be parading me around all slicked down with grease and perfume, Miss Ingraham. I like my hair clean.â
While Georgina grinned at her eggs on Jonathanâs left, Miss Ingraham sat back in her chair on his right, her expression alarmingly pensive. âYou have lovely hair.â He did not roll his eyes, but her compliments always preceded some dire pronouncement, and she did not disappoint on this occasion. âYour hair is in want of a trim.â
âThen I shall cut it. More tea?â
She remained silent, until she leaned forward and feathered her fingers through his hair. âYou have marvelously thick hair, and the color is unusual. Titian.â
Which meant however dark it was, it was still red, and thus the wrong color. She repeated the caress of her fingers through his hair, while Jonathan tried to ignore the pleasure of her touch.
In this, at least, the week had been successful: Amy Ingraham showed no more compunction about touching him than if he were a five-year-old boy and truly one of her charges.
âMay I help cut Papaâs hair?â
Jonathan spoke a bit too loudly. âCertainly not. Finish your eggs.â
âYou may keep a curl for a locket,â Miss Ingraham said. The females exchanged a look, one Jonathan recognized, as any man with seven sisters would.
âYou two are conspiring,â he said, pouring more tea for Miss Ingraham. âThis does not bode well for my peace of mind. There are laws against conspiracies. Females plotting to overthrow the order of a manâs household is likely some sort of felony. Old George sired six daughters. I canât believe heâd fail to address such potential unrest in his kingdom.â
âPapaâs eggs are getting cold,â Georgina remarked to no one in particular.
âSo are yours, young lady.â
âA gentleman never argues with a lady.â Miss Ingrahamâs expression was positively bored, while her gray eyes danced gleefully.
âSheâs an imp from hâthe depths, not a lady. Not yet.â When Georgina grinned at him, Jonathan brushed his finger down her nose in a parody of a reprimand. âAnd a very