at the automobiles in there. âIn broad daylight,â he said. â You go talk to the customer.â
Murch shook his head. âI donât talk to customers,â he said. âWhat I do, I drive.â
âSo I see.â Max looked at the cars and the car carrier. âIâll take them,â he said.
âFine.â
âCome around next week, weâll talk money.â
âOkay.â
Max pointed down the driveway. âYouâll put them around by the body shop,â he said.
âHave your people do it,â Murch said. âIâd rather not stick around.â
âWhat about the truck?â
Murch frowned at the truck. âWhat about it?â
â I donât want it,â Max said. âYou read the sign out front, it says used cars . I got no use for a truck.â
âNeither do I, Max.â
âTake it back where you got it.â
âI donât want to drive it any more.â
âYou canât dump a stolen truck on me, Stanley, that isnât a thing to do.â
âTake it someplace else tonight,â Murch told him. âJust park it out along the road. Have one of your people do it.â
âWhy not keep it?â Max suggested. âYou could drive around in it, every time you see a nice car just toss it in.â
Murch looked at the truck, considering the idea. It had a certain appeal. But finally he shook his head and said, âNo, it wouldnât be any good. Too noticeable.â
âStan, if I got to unload this truck, itâs got to cost you.â
âSure, Max, weâll take ten bucks off.â Murch shrugged it away, and turned to go back to the used-car lot. Behind him, Max looked at the car carrier the way the dissatisfied customer had looked at Max. Then he shook his head, and followed Murch through the chain-link fence.
The customer wasnât in the office. âNow what?â Max said. âIâll tell you, heâs out front breaking windshields. We had one just last spring, came in, complained about all that stuff they always complain about, and first thing you know heâs got a wrench, heâs breaking windshields right and left. Terrible.â
âTerrible,â Murch agreed.
The two of them walked out the front door. Used cars were lined up on three sides of them, with placards in their windshields. Max pointed. âThere he is! And whoâs that with him?â
âThatâs my friend Kelp,â Murch said.
Kelp and the customer were standing next to a dilapidated green Chevrolet. They were talking. The customer seemed less aggrieved than before. In fact, he chuckled at something Kelp said, and he didnât seem to mind it when Kelp patted his arm.
âHo ho,â Max said. He looked and sounded awed.
Kelp and the customer shook hands. The customer got into the green Chevrolet and started the engine. It sounded awful. Kelp waved to him and the customer waved back and drove off. Something under the car was scraping, causing an even worse noise than the engine and also causing sparks. The Chevrolet jounced down the driveway and went away.
Kelp came walking over, a cheerful smile on his face in the sunshine. âHi, Stan,â he said.
âMister Chelp,â Max said, âcould you use a job?â
âWhat? No, thanks, Iâve got something on the fire.â
Murch said, âYou wanted to talk to me?â
âRight. You want a lift somewhere?â
âI left my car at a diner on Jericho Turnpike.â
âIâll take you there,â Kelp said.
Murch said so long to Max, who was still looking dazed, and went with Kelp to the car he had parked at the curb. It was a Mercedes, with MD plates. Murch said, âStill copping doctorsâ cars, huh?â
âThey got the best taste,â Kelp said. âPower steering, power seats, power everything. You never catch a doctor cranking his own window down. Get
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