sun. Things that Iâm not even supposed to know are possible. Bad things that would result in Gwen ending my life.
But, who am I to say that the boys arenât lying? It wasnât too long ago when Romeo lied on me to everybody. He had his entire little crew thinking I was out there all like that. And I totally was not!
Hereâs the thing, though. If they are lying on Valerie, she doesnât seem to care one bit. I think she likes having a bad reputation.
So, tell me why someone who enjoys having a bad name would join our little purity class?
Methinks something is rotten in Denmark.
Oh, come on, people ... Hamlet? Shakespeare? Required reading!
Anyway, I donât think Valerie will last very long in a class run by Gwen the punisher.
âOkay, Valerie,â I reply, âyou can come to the purity classes. They start on Wednesday evening at our church.â
âCool. Does anyone else have any announcements?â Valerie asks.
Jewel raises her hand. âThe rally girls are having a prestate party on Thursday night.â
Valerie says, âThanks for the reminder, Jewel. Weâll all be there.â
Hold up. Wait a minute. Before Homecoming, Valerie tried to institute an all Hi-Steppers ban on the rally girlsâ parties. Of course, I ignored the ban, because my cousin Hope is a former Hi-Stepper, current rally girl. Plus, they have slamming parties.
âI thought we were reclaiming our title as spirit ambassadors,â Kelani says. âCan you make up your mind about what weâre doing?â
Valerie gives Kelani some pretty evil side eye. Kelani is pushing it. Iâve only seen Valerie act civilized in very small doses. Weâve already been blessed with more than thirty minutes of sweet Valerie. In about five seconds sheâs gonna start tripping.
âYes, we are the spirit ambassadors, but that doesnât mean we wonât support other Longfellow groups. Weâre all one school.â
If you know Valerie, like I know Valerie (and some of you do), then you know something isnât right. She has this look on her face that reminds me of Sylvester the cat, right before he tries to jump up and snatch Tweety out of his cage.
Yes, Tweety is a boy.
Like I was saying, Valerie has a devious expression on her face, like she knows something the rest of us donât.
Valerie says, âEveryone is dismissed from the meeting! Holla!â
Before leaving the gym, Kelani and Jewel storm over toward me. They donât look happy. I never thought Iâd see this day, when Twiddledee and Twiddledum are not on the same page.
âGia!â Jewel says. âAre you gonna be in our hotel room?â
âYeah, sure.â
My hip buzzes. Well, not my hip, but my phone thatâs on my hip. Itâs a text.
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SAT prep class starts week after next. want me to sign you up? Kev.
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I reply. Absolutely.
âWho was that?â Candy asks.
âNobody. Just Kevin.â
âWhat did he want?â
âHe wanted me to tell you to mind your own business.â
Sometimes itâs cool having a younger sister, although Iâm still getting used to it. But other times, I just want to tell her to step. You know what I mean?
Kevin and I are planning to get as close to perfect scores on our SAT exams as possible. Weâre both trying to get full scholarships to college, because weâre not exactly from privileged families. Ricky will probably get an athletic scholarship, although he really wants to go to Morehouse to study medicine.
I havenât decided where I want to go yet. I might go the Ivy League route and take all this fabulousness up to Brown or Columbia. Or, I might do the whole historically-black-college thing. If I go to Spelman, Ricky and I can kick it like on that old-school television show A Different World. That would be the hotness.
Candy and I walk out of the gym and Ricky is waiting outside for us. Heâs posted up