fifth grade telling her âimmatureâ was pronounced âeye-ma-turdâ and getting her to repeat it to all his friends to their hilarious delight. âIs
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It didnât help. The five smiling faces continued to smile, and now they were nodding too.
Sabrina knew the best way to deal with this type of situation was to nod along and look intelligent.
âAh! What an interesting idea!â She was happy to see that this answer pleased her audience.
âWe knew youâd agree, Sabrina.â Sondra Lane of Sweet Island Music pushed back her veil of long dark hair. âYouâre the perfect person for this job. A former schoolteacher who is great with people, what more could we ask for? I knew it the minute Mary came up with you as a possible candidate.â
Sabrina narrowed her eyes a bit as she looked over at Mary Garrison Tubbs, who sat smug and satisfied at the end of the table. Maryâs idea? That put a different spin on things. Sabrina would have to be sure to look for the floating surprise in the punch bowl.
âAnd everyone knows youâre between jobs, Sabrina, so this works out perfectly. Can you start right away?â Nettie Wrightly, small, round, and twinkly, was the newest member of the council. As Sanitary Concessionary, in charge of distributing the highly sought-after septic permits, she was arguably one of the most powerful people on Comico Island. Without her say-so, nobody could build a new house or add on to their existing one.
âPlease? Oh, umâ¦I would like to hear a bit more about what the job would entail, if you wouldnât mind.â
Sabrina squirmed in the child-size desk, but no matter which direction she turned, there was no way to avoid having her thigh squeezed or her rump pinched. She suspected Mary had had a hand in the set up for this meeting. The five town council members were lined up in a row of adult-sized chairs at the head of Mrs. Lowryâs third grade classroom, while Sabrinaâs tiny desk was positioned in front of them. She felt like a prisoner in front of a parole board.
âWe only have ten more minutes before the children return from recess, so we need to make this expeditious,â Bill Large said, frowning at his fellow board members. âI want to note for the record that I still think this whole idea is ridiculous.â Bill was a very important manâto Bill. He represented the Lighthouse Estates contingent of Comico Islanders, recent transplants who lived in their expensive mansions in a gated community by the sea.
âWe really donât care what you think, Bill,â Mary announced. âHill, are you going to conduct this meeting anytime soon?â
âAh, yes,â Hill said, on cue. It was the first time the mayor had spoken since Sabrina arrived, in a curious frenzy to know why the town council wanted to see her at ten oâclock on a sunny Monday morning. âYouâve seen the article, I suppose?â He asked the question vaguely to the back of the room, and Sabrina resisted the urge to turn around and see if there was someone standing behind her.
âIâm afraid not. What article?â
âBut even
you
have noticed that relations between islanders and our visitors have been strained?â Mary asked, though her tone made it clear she was not at all certain of Sabrinaâs powers of observation or even her ability to butter bread without help.
âOf course. Thereâs been a lot of them lately, and so many seem miserable. How can you be unhappy when youâre vacationing on such a beautiful island?â Sabrina beamed at the group, but only Sondra smiled back.
âOh, they have plenty of reasons to be unhappy if Vicki Carroway is booking their vacation. And sheâs booking more than half of the rooms and houses on the island now,â Nettie said, her face crinkling so it resembled a crumpled paper bag. âSheâs making it