at him that Guy was doing fine. His face was shiny with happiness, and he swung his arms when he walked, like a big shot. Anyone could see he was a new man.
âPretty good,â said Guy. âMy friend Bernie and me are raising worms. We expect a bumper crop. Weâre opening a stand in Bernieâs front yard this summer. Our worms are guaranteed first class. If you donât catch anything with one of our worms, you get your money back,â Guy said, very serious. âPurchase one of our worms and you canât go wrong.â Guy reeled off his sales pitch without a hitch.
âWhat if all I catch with one of your worms is a beat-up tire or somebodyâs underwear or something?â Isabelle said. âDo I get my money back then too?â
âBernie and me will have to talk it over then, I guess,â Guy said.
âFishingâs boring,â Isabelle said. âAll you do is sit there and wait for a bite. My father took me once and never again! He said I was too itchy to be a fisherman and heâs right. Good luck, Guy, on your worms.â
âThanks,â Guy said. âMe and Bernie plan to clean up. See ya,â and he set off, arms swinging to beat the band.
âI donât care if it is spring,â Mrs. Esposito was saying as Isabelle skidded into her seat. âI want and expect to see a change in behavior in this class. Thereâs entirely too much horsing around. Drastic action will be taken if it continues. No recess, no free periods, extra homework.â People rustled in their seats and let out little groans. When Mrs. Esposito went on the war path, watch out.
âNow please listen carefully to tomorrowâs English assignment. I want you to â¦â
A sudden loud pop came from Herbieâs desk. Heâd blown a super duper bubble and it had burst. All over his face. He was covered with bubble gum from his eyebrows to his chin. He looked so funny the class roared. Even the corners of Mrs. Espositoâs mouth turned up for an instant.
âGo for it, Herb!â Isabelle yelled.
âHerbie, go to the boysâ room and get rid of that stuff. Wash your face. Scrape it off it you have to. And if I catch you chewing gum in class one more time, you go straight to the principalâs office.â
Isabelle ran her finger across her throat and said in a loud voice, âShe means itâs curtains for you, Herb.â
âThatâs enough!â Mrs. Esposito snapped. âThatâs yet another example of the kind of behavior I meant, the kind I will not tolerate. One more peep out of you, Isabelle, and you go the same route. Now sit down and be quiet.â
Isabelle sat.
Mrs. Esposito cleared her throat.
âOne more thing, class, before I give you the assignment.â Her voice was calmer now.
âI want to read you a postcard I got from Sally Smith.â
âOh, no!â Isabelle cried, slapping herself on the forehead. âI canât stand it! I positively, absolutely cannot stand it.â
Mrs. Esposito waited.
âAre you finished, Isabelle?â she said at last.
âYes, sir,â said Isabelle.
FIVE
âIâm painting my guest room pale blue,â said Mrs. Stern. âDid you know pale blue wards off evil spirits?â she asked, smiling so Isabelle would know she was only fooling around.
âHave you got any evil spirits?â Isabelle asked excitedly. She had always longed to see some evil spirits, not necessarily up close, though.
âItâs just an old superstition,â Mrs. Stern said. âDown South they paint the trim on doors and windows pale blue because itâs supposed to ward off evil spirits. Donât ask me why, but I rather like the idea. I wouldnât know an evil spirit if I fell over it.â
âMe either,â Isabelle agreed. âMaybe itâd look like Mary Eliza Shook. I wouldnât be surprised to find out Mary Eliza Shook was queen of