high-end do you want these?â
âBasic is fine, just something to pass first inspection.â
âThatâs easy enough.â He named a price that was less than I expected. Buzzkillâs cash would pay for this too. âHalf now, half on pickup.â
âSounds good.â I handed over the money.
âExcellent. Come in back for a minute. Iâll take your picture.â
He had a compact setup, though nothing so overt that anyone would notice his side business. It was all fairly typical office equipment. The various backgrounds for the photos were hidden behind an enormous framed Led Zeppelin poster. I posed but didnât smile, and he nodded approval.
âGood call. People always look surly in government ID photos. Itâs because theyâve all been waiting for over an hour at the DMV or whatever.â He smirked at his own joke.
I gave a pity chuckle, no point in pissing him off. âWhen should I come back?â
âWednesday, after three.â
âOkay, thanks.â
âLet me check the front, give me a sec. Weâd have heard the bell, but I like to be careful.â
I waited in back until he called the all clear; then I emerged. Just in case, it seemed like a good move not to leave empty-handed, so I bought a peace-sign keychain from the counter display. He acknowledged that with a knowing grin as he bagged it up. Since the Baltimore had actual metal keys, I even had a use for this. On the bus back, I snapped the two together. An old man fell asleep on my shoulder, and I stared out the dirty window at the crumbling cityscape, hoping I could achieve all my goals.
Jostling the shoulder sleeper, I got off at the stop that in no way felt like home. My stomach growled, reminding me that I hadnât eaten much of my pizza sticks at lunch and that breakfast had been a granola bar. Thereâs a bodega on the way. I was thinking about what I could afford to buyâbecause Buzzkillâs cash wouldnât last forever and the credit card couldnât possibly workâwhen I bumped into someone coming out of the thrift/wig shop.
âSorry,â I said in reflex.
I moved to step past, then realized that this was the guy who had shared his Dickens with me earlier. He seemed frozen in horror, like seeing me here was the worst-case scenario. Other people passed us on the sidewalk, collars up, heads down against the wind. One of us needs to say something. Whatâs his name again?
Devon.
âDonât tell anyone,â he finally mumbled.
âThat you buy your clothes here or you have a wig fetish?â Since he wasnât carrying any packages, I figured that was a safe joke.
But he scowled. âYou think thatâs funny?â
âApparently not.â
âIf people at school find out my mom runs Madame Qâs House of Style, Iâll know who to blame,â he snapped.
Oh.
âSo this is your family business?â
âShut the hell up.â
Now that was surprisingly rude compared to how nice he was before, but he must think I was making fun of how his mother made her living. Which wasnât my intention at all. But I had no reason to correct his misconception. It wasnât like Iâd be here long enough for it to matter.
âOkay, Iâll pencil you in as my nemesis. I was kind of hoping Iâd find one without looking on Craigslist.â
From his blank look, that joke didnât land, either. Shit, when did Craigslist become a thing? I couldnât remember, but it must not be mainstream knowledge yet. With a mental shrug, I moved to pass him.
âIt wonât help you either if people find out you hang around downtown.â
That sounded like a warning ⦠or maybe a threat. So I turned. âAre you going to tell everyone Iâm poor? And here Iâm maintaining my image so carefully with haute couture.â I struck a pose, tugging on my hoodie strings so the front conformed to my