know youâre sleepy but you gotta hear this. My grandparents are heading to Splitsville.â
âIs that a small town in Texas?â
âRashad, stop playing. I think itâs ridiculous for old-ass married folks to be breaking up. Grand Pop loves women. Whatâs he supposed to do now? Register with OkCupid?â
âHell, if heâs a true G, he might.â
âOh, that would be so disgusting. At his age, where is he gonna find a woman thatâs better than Mama Flora? I think heâs tripping. Whatever problems they had, surely they can work âem out, donât you think?â
âDunno. None of my biz.â
âRashad!â
âWhy you sound so shocked? Couples crash and burn every day. Nick and Mariah. Wiz and Amber. And um, each time Kim Kardashian breaks up with a man itâs almost like a national holiday.â
âHumph! Thatâs what you call hooking up with a famous penis. But weâre talking about my family and people we actually know. This situation is serious.â
âYouâre right. It is serious. And even though Iâm acting like Iâm not surprised, well, hell, I am surprised.â
She sprung off the bed and started pacing alongside it.
âI didnât see this one coming. Women have so much to deal with already.â
Rashad grinned as he watched Kiara vent. Even though they first met more than ten years earlier, he still admired his wifeâs beauty. Her oval-shaped face, flawless honey brown complexion, doe eyes, big boobs, and curvy shape made her a looker. She was his own little Ashanti, since she bore a strong resemblance to the attractive singer.
âHello? Men have a lot on their plates, too.â
âRashad, thereâs no comparison. In fact, I think you ought to be glad and count the blessings you receive from being married to a woman like me. I bring something to the table because I work every day, and I mean seven-days-a-week every day. And I help to raise our awesome son. I cook for you, clean for you, spread my legs open for you, and do all kinds of things that you may not even deserve. You couldnât handle half the stuff thatâs on my plate!â
Rashad stopped grinning. âCalm down. Youâre going overboard.â
âThatâs what Iâm supposed to do. I must go overboard because when itâs all said and done, I donât want anyone to be able to point a finger at me and say Kiara Mariah Eason screwed it up. Or that I was caught not handling my business. Mmm mmm. Nope. Thatâs not going to happen.â
âOkay, okay. I get it. Youâre dope.â
âDonât be facetious, Rashad.â
âBut Iâm not. I mean it. You are dope. Youâre Mrs. Rashad Quintell Eason. Now come get back in bed, shut off that overactive brain of yours, and take your pretty ass to sleep. Iâm sorry to hear about what happened. But thereâs nothing we can do about them breaking up.â
She raised one eyebrow and took a seat next to him on the bed.
âRashad, go ahead and admit it. You really donât care because itâs not your life! As long as youâre not the one getting a divorce, you donât give a shit, am I right?â
âHuh? Iâm saying that their issues have nothing to do with us.â
âBut actually they do.â She gave her husband a pensive look. âI wanted us to be just like them and now I donât even know if we can make it to twenty years, let alone forty.â
âSay what? Kiara, it is what it is, why canât you just let it goâ?â
âDonât interrupt me. I feel we need to be on the same page as far as our relationship is concerned.â
âBut we areââ
âLet me finish. Iâve bent over backwards for us. And sometimes I feel youâre not getting it. Or that what weâve accomplished doesnât mean as much to you as it does to me.â
âOf
Teresa Gabelman, Hot Tree Editing