I So Don't Do Makeup

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Book: I So Don't Do Makeup Read Free
Author: Barrie Summy
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watching us and shaking her head. “See why I don’t wear makeup?”
    â€œIt wasn’t
makeup,”
I say. “It was night cream!”
    â€œOh look”—Brianna points at the screen—“all this stuff’s good for our nails too.” She flutters her hands in the air. “Hey, I got these new nail gems, and longer nails would so show them off.”
    Brianna’s not the most focused. Pretty much every sparkly object catches her eye.
    â€œHow about something from the zinc category?”Junie asks. “To work in conjunction with this cream.”
    Kim rolls up her sleeping bag, then goes into the bathroom. She returns with her toothbrush and toothpaste, which she shoves in her suitcase.
    â€œI’m thinking eggs, pumpkin seeds and a can of salmon.” Junie clicks from website to website.
    â€œI don’t think you guys can get normal by school tomorrow,” Kim says. She pulls up the handle of her suitcase and scoops up her sleeping bag. “My mom’s on her way.” She exits my bedroom.
    Brianna peeps out from behind her hair. “She’s gonna open her big fat mouth about this before we even get to our lockers Monday morning.” She drops her hair back into place. “You should never’ve invited her.”
    â€œDon’t worry,” I say. “It won’t happen again.”
    â€œLeave me off your guest list next time too,” Brianna mutters.
    I’m beginning to think Brianna is a fair-skinned friend. A little blotchiness and she’s all snappy and sarcastic.
    As Junie, Brianna and I depart for the kitchen and a bizarro super-skin-repair brunch, I gaze longingly at my lovely bala sharks.
    Cindy and Prince are zipping around their tank, little flecks of silver glinting off their tails. Nounsightly scales or unpleasant puffiness. Basically no fishy cares or worries other than deciding who’s it for aquarium hide-and-seek and waiting for me to sprinkle down the next meal.
    I wish I could dive in there and join them.
    In the kitchen, my dad says, “Hi, girls,” from deep in his newspaper, then folds it up and shuffles out. His eyes are down the whole time, which makes me think The Ruler told him about our facial incident. Girl stuff embarrasses him to the max.
    The Ruler emerges from the pantry, a stack of napkins in her hand. “Sherry, can you girls get your own breakfast? There are fresh bagels on the counter. Your dad and I are going over to your grandmother’s to pick up Sam.”
    â€œSure thing.” I squeeze past her to nab pumpkin seeds and a can of salmon. Not a tasty combo, but it is skin-repair food.
    â€œHow does the zinc ointment feel?” she asks.
    â€œSoothing,” Junie says. “I just hope it does the trick. Fast.”
    Brianna’s phone buzzes. She flips it open to read the text. “My dad’s coming in five. I gotta babysit my sister.” She makes a face at the food choices piling up on the counter. “I’m okay with eating at home.” She races upstairs to grab her stuff. A few minutes later, she shouts, “Sherry, tell The Ruler thanks.” The front door slams.
    Junie turns her reddish-whitish face to me. “We should text Amber. I wonder if this has happened before with Nite Sprite Creme.”
    â€œGo ahead.”
    Amber isn’t always as nice to us as she could be. Let’s just say she’s four years older but light-years ahead of us in social stuff. We’re like grit in her shoe.
    â€œIt should definitely be you.” Junie pushes her glasses up her ravaged nose. “This was
your
makeup party. And
you
bought the product off her. And
you’re
the one she gave the instructions to. And I’ve used up all my texts for the month. And—”
    I roll my eyes. “Fine.”
    Junie scoots her barstool close to mine.
    I pull out my cell.
    
    Amber texts back,