couldnât help.
âI guess the problem is that I really want to hate him. That would make this summer so much easier and less awkward. Hate is simple, straightforward and sensible. I can deal with hate. But he was nice .â
âRest assured Iâll give him a stern talking-to about that.â There was a teasing look in Kimâs eyes.
âYou know what I mean,â April protested.
âI do. And I still say your problem is about closure.â
âI wish I could be the opposite of a bear and hibernate in the summer. Go to sleep and wake up after Labor Day. If I havenât gotten closure by now, Iâm never going to.â
âMaybe thereâs a way.â Her friend had a familiar expression on her face, the one that hinted inspiration was knocking on the door.
âEnlighten me.â Aprilâs interest was piqued.
âSeduce him.â
âWhat? Are you crazy?â
âIn the best possible way, or so my fiancé says. That Luke is a keeper,â she said with a sigh.
âNo argument. But can we go back to where you just told me to seduce your brother in order to find closure?â
âAnd then dump him. Did I leave that part out?â
âYes.â April sat up straighter. âHow does that give me closure?â
âYour last breakup was situational and one-sided. Your emotions are stuck in neutral. Flirt with him. Have a fling. When heâs putty in your hands tell him Jean Luc, your winter-ski-instructor-lover, is due to arrive any day and you have to end your summer dalliance.â
âOn top of the fact that there is no Jean Luc, I donât think I can do that.â
âDonât you see?â Kim said, warming to her proposal. âYou finally have your chance for revenge. Of course you can do it.â
April shook her head. âIâm not that person.â
âLook, I know youâre really nice. Itâs why I love you and why weâve been best friends forever. But, trust me on this, you need to get some perspective and the best way to do that is to take control.â
âBut heâs your brother,â April protested.
âAll the better. I give you my permission. If I approve no one can judge you harshly.â
âBut Iâm not very good at seduction.â
âYouâll be fine. And I have a feeling it wonât take much effort or finesse. You need this and revenge is swift and satisfying. Humility would give Will a little character.â
April was starting to weaken. âBut he married Miss Naked-Under-His-Shirt. And now theyâre divorced.â Surely she could be forgiven for feeling the tiniest bit of satisfaction about that. âI would think that gives him a lot of character credits.â
âNo. He left her, remember?â Kim made a face. âI never liked that woman.â
April loved her for that. âStill, it seems inherently dishonest. Because it is inherently dishonest.â
âIf you flirt with him and he responds, how is that dishonest? It would be if you hated him, but you said you canât do that.â
This whole scene tipped into weird territory because that actually made a twisted sort of sense. âSo you really donât think this is a despicably underhanded thing to do? Intentionally flirting with every intention of dumping him? Thatâs the very definition of premeditated.â
âYouâre so overthinking this.â Kim sighed. âJust get my brother in bed, then say goodbye. Heâs moving back to his life in Chicago at the end of the summer anyway. The two of you have a good time and it ends. Things will work out. Trust me.â
Famous last words.
But a lot of what her friend said made sense. It was a proactive way to deal with the problem. If he felt nothing for her, no way would there be sex. That in itself would be confirmation theyâd never have worked out. Pretty much all she had to do was be nice to him