whole department agree about hiring you?â
âNot the whole department, no. I think it was only one or two of them. The accusation seemed to be focused upon a woman in the department whom Charles had frustrated at every turn. I guess my being a woman helped here too; they thought I might understand the feelings of the suspect better than a man. And I didnât have to investigate the case all over again from the beginning, as a new detective would have been obliged to do.â
âLet me guess,â Kate said. âCharles was anti-feminist, misogynistic, and generally the worst sort of old boy who devoutly wished women had never been admitted to higher education in the first place. It had been such a comfortable, chummy, male world before the female intrusion.â
âYou got it. I guess Claire Wiseman was right about your being the person who could help me with this case. She knew this other woman whoâd formerly been in the department, and when she heard I was taking on the case, she suggested that I get in touch with you for stuff about academic departments that puzzled me. Iâm afraid thatâs just about everything.â
âIf I can unravel the syntax, I may be able to help. Pronouns are the main problem; it takes a while for the listener to attach them to the right person. Iâve tried talking about cases to someone who didnât know the cast of characters, and I was always saying, not that one, the other one who . . . Youâre doing very well so far.â
I heaved a great sigh and plunged in again. âAnyway, two men in the department had decided to hire me to find the murderer, before Claire heard about it. These two men are the only ones who can afford my price, though maybe there are other sympathizers. Investigating the family was right up my alley. But what do I know about English departments? Are they really likely to harbor a murderer, and is resenting female professors and graduate students a sane motive?â
âYes to the first question,â Kate said, âbut they usually go about it in less physical ways: murdering the spirit, you might say. There was a case like that that I was involved in many years ago. Yes also to the second question; if any motive for murder can be considered sane, there are endless possibilities once youâve eliminated relatives. Most murders happen between members of the family, so Hallam may turn out to be right after all. But academic departments are as likely to harbor a lunatic, or a fanatic, as are banks, law offices, the stock exchange, or anywhere else you can mention. I will admit, however, that most professors prefer less physical murder if it is available to them.â
âDoes that mean you think it was likelier to be the family, or that some professor may have been pushed too far?â I realized that a plaintive note had crept into my voice. âNot that you can decide on the basis of what Iâve told you so far; I do understand that. I just wondered what your first reactions were.â
âTo you or to the case?â Kate asked, her smile softening the directness of the question.
âBoth, I guess. If we join forces, we can call ourselves Jack Sprat and wife. I do have trouble eating lean.â
âWoody, listen to me. Iâm not lean. Like everyone else my age, Iâm dealing with gravity, which is to say oneâs body keeps migrating downward. I havenât gained weight, but the jeans I used to wear are now too tight for me over the butt, so I suggest we avoid comparisons. I donât mind your talking about your size, if it eases life for you, but Iâd prefer not to discuss mine. Is it a bargain?â
âNot if you donât help me with the case,â I said. âIf you donât help, Iâll turn up every other day on your doorstep and comment on your leanness. Thatâs a threat and a promise.â
âOkay, Iâll help; you must have figured out