make sense,â Honorius said. âWeâd been trading with Pastoralis for years. Oh, there had been disputesâmy father was once mayor of our city and he had a terrible fight with Slaughterius, the Pastoralian mayor, over the exchange rate between our two currencies. But nothing like this. Theyâd never spread lies about us before.â
The Pastoralians had, of course, denied the charge. Whatâs more, they then accused the Mercantilians of spreading lies in return.
âThey said terrible things,â Honorius explained as they marched on. âThat we told other towns that Pastoralian sheep were diseased. That their cowsâ milk would cause children to stop growing. And they said they had proof! Letters, sworn testimoniesâall forgeries, but we couldnât prove that. To deflect attention from themselves, the Pastoralians had obviously started to spread similar stories about us.â
A meeting had been held to try and resolve the problems, but arguments became heated and demands for apologies were refused. The Mercantilians went home in a huff. The Pastoralians seemed hungry, angry and desperate enough to do anything. The Mercantilians turned their police force into an army with Ferocius at its head. Patrols were sent to circle the city and its surrounding forests.
âBegging the captainâs pardon,â a young cadet interrupted. âMy father was on one of the night patrols, when suddenly all these things came shooting at them from the forest. He gave me this.â
The boy pulled a thick club out of his backpack and handed it to Hercules. It was heavy and sharpened to a point, with a dagger blade sticking out of the top.
âThe Pastors use them,â the cadet continued. âEvery soldier fixes his own special attachments. I saw one shaped like a giant bearâs claw, another with a big net attachedââ
âAnd another with an axe blade in the side,â the squeaky-voiced Sycophantius interrupted. âAnd there wasââ
âAn unprovoked attack,â Captain Honorius summarized. âThe clubs came flying over the city walls. Many were injured. At dawn, a whole platoon or Pastors attacked us, howling for revenge.â
âRevenge?â Salmoneus asked. âFor a few rumours?â
âNo,â Honorius said. âThey claimed that we had stolen their clubs and attacked their people. They found our spears near the bodies. Or so said our prisoners. Our men may have left spears in the forest while hunting or training, so someone could have gathered them and attacked the Pastoraliansâ but we didnât. Anyway, we drove the Pastors offâbut our spies in their city say theyâll be back, and in greater numbers. Itâs war now.â
âFine,â Salmoneus sighed, âbut whatâs this got to do with Hercules? He didnât start it.â
âHe did worse than that!â Peuris cried, starting forward from the marching boys. âHe was terrible!â
âQuiet, son,â the captain said softly. âGet back in line. Iâll tell the story.â
Hercules, Honorius said, had entered the scene when General Ferocius was leading a platoon to find and destroy a Pastoralian patrol that (rumour had it) was lurking in the forests near Mercantilius. The patrol had just stumbled across the queen of the dryads and her court of nymphs, when Hercules arrived. Ferocius persuaded the hero to come back to the city-state and join the Mercantilian side.
âThatâs when the trouble started,â Honorius said. âWe gave you food, ale, our softest beds and our most attentive servantsâbut you know all this. We didnât mind because we knew that you could help us win. For years, travellers have told tales of your great deeds, your mighty powers. All you had to do was march against the Pastoralians and they were as good as dead. While you ate and drank and rested, we drilled day and night.