gone, along with my prospect of an Ivy League diploma. My prospect of any diploma.
I didnât fall into a depression exactly. It was more of an extended panic attack. And it was in the throes of this âI have no futureâ meltdown that my father stepped in. After lecturing me about responsibility and the need to think about âthe consequences of your actions,â he promised heâd handle it. My father, a hedge-fund manager, is a guy who has a way with these things; if thereâs an angle to work, he finds the corner. The Wall Street Journal even printed a cartoon of him in a wizardâs hat for his seemingly magical ability to make the stock market move in whatever direction he wanted.
So a few days later, when Dad told me heâd indeed found a solution, I naturally assumed Iâd be in New York City come fall as planned.
I was wrong.
The rest of his words came out in a jumble. Apparently I was heading to his alma mater, Henley University. Dad explained that his uncle Brian, a prize-winning professor at Henley, had a âgold cardâ there, which entitled him to one student admissionâno questions askedâper year. If I was willing to participate in Uncle Brianâs research this summer, his gold card would go to me. âI know you had your heart set on attending Columbia, but people kill to go to Henley; just remember that.â
I started crying.
At least I think I did, because my normally unaffectionate father pulled me into a hug. Then he whispered on the top of my head, âKassandra, everything will work out.â
I started packing my bags for Henley. That was less than two days ago.
Now, forty-six hours later, I am in my great-uncleâs office, trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Alex has fallen silent. Brian has crossed his arms across his chest. I am tempted to bolt, future or no future. I find myself leaning toward my bag.
âRest assured, your dadâs on board with all of this,â Brian says. âA fair number of people object to my test subjects being minors. They find it controversial; they think Iâm coercing subjects who donât have the discernment to say no.â
I stiffen like an animal that knows itâs trapped.
â You donât feel like Iâm coercing you, do you, Kass?â
âNo. Iâll do whatever you need,â I reply, steeling myself. I hear my dadâs words: people kill to go to Henley. âSounds like itâs going to be a lot of fun.â
âWonderful,â Brian replies. âAnd donât you worry; the electroshock treatment will only curl your hair temporarily.â
âWhat?â
Alex nudges me. âI, uh, think your uncleâs kidding, Kass.â
Brian laughs. I start to laugh too, weaklyâbut then his lips press into a tight line.
âIâve kept you here long enough. There are two more things I must mention in all seriousness. Texting is a distraction, and it muddles brain function.â
I open my mouth to object.
â You may protest, but you know itâs true,â he continues. âThatâs why I ask that you limit the amount you text, doing it only when absolutely necessary.â
Annoying.âCan I write letters?â
âI donât know,â he says. âCan you?â
Really annoying. â May I write letters?â
â Yes,â Brian answers. âTo your friends. And this brings me to my second request. Youâll see on the release that I ask my subjects to refrain from contacting or speaking to their parents for the first six weeks of our program.â
âAs if being here could get any better!â Alex exclaims.
âThat wonât be a problem for you, will it, Kass?â
Itâs less a question than a statement. Brian knows very well that my parents are leaving later today for a business trip to China; itâs why they couldnât drop me off themselves. He knows that