Guided Love (Prick #1) Read Free Page A

Barbie to get to me. He grabs me in a huge hug and kisses my cheek. Normally, I would be swooning at this, but I can’t soak it up because he smells like sex and white diamonds. Yeah, I admit I know what white diamonds smells like only because my grandmother wears it. I hug him back and pull away and fake a smile.
    “Hey, Camaron, thanks for picking me up.”
    “I know, I’m sorry, Sam. Something came up and I couldn’t make it on time.”
    “Yeah, his five inch dragon wanted to have a play date so he sent me to get you,” Axel chimes in as he lifts the beer to his lips.
    “Fuck off, prick,” Camaron replies.
    I stand there and watch the banter between them and feel so out of place, as Barbie still hasn’t moved. She is just standing there, staring at me. “So, who are you?” Barbie actually asks me this with what would seem a snarky attitude.
    Before Camaron or I can answer, Axel takes it upon himself to. “Oh, you see, Mindy, this is Camaron’s better half, Samantha Jacobs.”
    “Better half?”
    “Yep. Camaron has a clone to harvest extra organs just in case he ever needs them. With Camaron being a pussy and all he decided a female would better suit his needs.”
    “Oh, I saw a program about that once in school,” Barbie says.
    I can’t hold it in any longer I start to laugh, I am laughing uncontrollably while Barbie is staring.
    “Want a beer, Mindy? Oh wait, you are underage . . . sorry, babe,” Axel chimes over my laughter. When he says that, I laugh even harder and look to see Camaron smiling ear to ear at me. I have tears running down my face and can’t stop.
    “Well, babe, it’s been great but now that Sam is here you need to go.”
    “Oh, okay, I guess you have to get her harvested and all?”
    “Yeah, babe, something like that.” Camaron walks to the door and opens it for Mindy. I am still laughing hard, once she’s gone, I can’t breathe.
    “How the fuck can you fuck something so stupid?” Axel asks.
    Camaron looks at me and back at Axel and finally answers.
    “Dude, I don’t fuck them for their brains, I fuck them because they’re so tight”
    “If that’s what does it for you,” Axels replies.
    I finally have calmed down and chime in on their conversation.
    “Okay, guys, now that I’m here and obviously need to be harvested, I need food.”
    “Sounds good, what are you hungry for?”
    “You know me, I’m up for anything. Take me to get one of those famous cheesesteaks.”
    Before we leave, Camaron shows me my room and puts my bags in the corner. Unfortunately, my stuff won’t be arriving for another week. Axel takes off, saying he needs to get shit done before tonight. And before I can get into the living room to thank him, he is already gone.
    Camaron and I walk down the street to a restaurant called Sal’s. It looks like a hole in the wall, but Camaron says that it’s the best Italian food in the area. We walk in and it’s obvious they know Cam, as everyone greets him. We make our way to the back booth and before our butts hit the seat, we have two beers in front of us.
    “Hi, Cam, would you like the usual?” the waitress asks, “Yes, please, two”.
    She walks off. Finally, it’s just us.
    “So, how was your flight?”
    “It was okay, a bit cramped between two burly men, but other than that it was smooth sailing.”
    “I really am sorry, Sam.”
    “I know, let’s not talk about it. How is everything going with the shop?” I look up and see Camaron smiling once again. “What? Why are you smiling like that?”
    “Because you’re finally here. . . The shop . . It's doing really well. Axel is a great business partner and has some awesome ideas about expanding the business. When we leave here, I want to show you around a little and later tonight, I thought I would take you to meet the guys. Every Sunday, we all meet up at Kester’s and have a few drinks and play some pool.”
    “You play pool? Since when?”
    “Since I moved here. Allen, you’ll meet