shirt. âOkay, letâs try it out.â
âItâs not that easy,â Malcolm said. âWe have to decide where weâre going to try it.â
âHow about right here?â Dandy suggested.
Malcolm laughed out loud. âHere? You think thereâd be ghosts around here? Come on, Dandy. The scariest thing around here is Grandma Eunice when she takes her teeth out at night.â
âThen where are we going to find ghosts?â Dandy asked.
Malcolm dropped down on his bottom, right in the middle of the floor, and crossed his legs. He was careful to hold the specter detector with both hands. âThatâs what we have to figure out.â
Dandy squatted down next to him and said, âHow about the library?â
âWhy the library?â Malcolm asked.
âI heard that sometimes the books drop off their shelves by themselves for no reason!â
âDandy, that rumor was started by Mrs. Crutchmeyer. Sheâs a lonely old librarian who will say anything to get people to come check out books.â
Dandy just grunted in agreement. Malcolm suddenly had an idea.
âIâve got it!â Malcolm jumped up and hurriedly put the specter detector in a drawer.
âWhat?â Dandy asked, still sitting.
âThe McBleaky house!â
âNo!â Dandy shot up off the floor. âNo way!â
âCan you think of a better place?â Malcolm argued. âThereâs no doubt that itâs haunted. Everyone knows it.â
âAnd everyone stays away,â Dandy added.
âBe a coward, I donât care,â Malcolm said. âBut Iâm going there right now to check it out.â
Malcolm headed toward the stairs, then looked back at Dandy. âAre you coming, or would you rather stay here and watch my sister hop around like a kangaroo with the chicken pox?â
Dandy stood for a moment considering. âLetâs go,â he finally said.
CHAPTER SIX
THE FREAKY MCBLEAKY HOUSE
M alcolm and Dandy snuck out the back and raced around to the front. They ran down the sidewalk, their sneakers pounding hard on the hot concrete.
After two blocks, Malcolm decided it was safe to slow down and walk, but he still hurried. He hadnât had this much fun since he invented a windshield wiper for his safety goggles with Cocoaâs toothbrush.
The midday traffic hummed as the boys walked toward town. But instead of turning left on Main Street, they turned right and headed uphill, away from the buzz of the community.
Malcolm could see the McBleaky house, standing gray and gloomy up ahead. And thecloser they got, the slower they walked, Dandy lagging several steps behind.
âMaybe I should wait here,â Dandy said. âI wouldnât want to scare off any of the ghosts.â
Malcolm gave him a look. âYou couldnât scare a flea off a dogâs behind. Keep walking.â
Dandy crept slowly behind Malcolm, then shouted, âWait!â
Malcolm nearly jumped out of his jeans. âDonât give me a heart attack like that! Whatâs wrong?â
âYou didnât bring the ghost detector.â
Malcolm exhaled a barrel full of nervous air. âI know. Weâre just scoping the place out right now. Besides itâs pointless to try and detect a ghost during the day. Donât you watch horror movies? They only come out at night.â
âSo when do you plan to look for ghosts?â Dandy asked.
Malcolm grinned. âTonight.â
Dandy turned a sickly shade of white. âA-alone?â
âDonât be silly,â Malcolm said. âYouâre spending the night tonight.â
Dandyâs face drooped. âTonight?â
âDonât be such a baby. Letâs go.â
Malcolm and Dandy walked up to the crumbling picket fence. It was an awesome sight. Even in the middle of summer, the trees looked dead and mossy. The weeds were taller than the first floor windows, and the second
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