do anything like that.â
Roy blew a raspberry against the back of his hand, and Juniorâs neck turned pink.
âI spent the summer at my momâs salon,â he said. He looked at Ms. Simms and pressed his lips together so tightly it was clear sheâd need a crowbar to get another word out of him.
âRight. Thank you for sharing.â Ms. Simms checked her list. âMary Sue Spivey, will you take over from Junior?â
The seat-stealer stood and turned to face the class.
âIâm Mary Sue,â she said. âI didnât know we were going to have to say anything. We donât do this at my school in California.â
âYouâre from California?â asked Leo.
âLos Angeles,â said Mary Sue. âMy fatherâs a film director. We only moved here because heâs shooting a new Jessica Walsh movie nearby.â
âHold the mayo,â said Roy. He banged his cast against his desk. âYou know Jessica Walsh ?â
Everyone stared, breathless, at Mary Sue. Jessica Walsh had her own television show and her own collection of sticker earrings and her own cotton-candy-scented shampoo.
Mary Sue looked at them all, sitting on the edges of their seats. âOf course,â she said, lifting one shoulder. âMy father is Martin Lorimer Spivey. Heâs directed lots of Jessica Walshâs films. Heâs filming in Alabama, so he brought me along.â She pulled a phone from her pocket and started thumbing the buttons. âI think I have a picture with her.â
Ms. Simms didnât mention that phones were against the rules. Instead, she went to look over Mary Sueâs shoulder. âOh my goodness, itâs really her,â she said.
Mary Sue passed around her phone.
Gertie looked at the picture of Mary Sue Spivey standing beside the most famous twelve-year-old movie star in the country before she handed the phone to Jean.
âIâm sure youâll have a lot of stories to share with us,â said Ms. Simms. âWeâll have to talk more later.â
Mary Sueâs speech had been interesting, but it wasnât because she was that interesting, thought Gertie. It was because Jessica Walsh was. But everyone was whispering and craning their necks to get a better look at the new girl, like she was the famous one.
âThank you, everyone,â said Ms. Simms when theyâd finished. âI feel like I know all of you a little better. Mary Sue, youâre new here, so you should know that we keep phones off and put away during class, please.â
Gertieâs heart lifted.
âAnd, Gertie,â Ms. Simms said, âI think it would be best to release that impressive frog during recess, donât you?â
âWhat?â Gertie grabbed the corners of the box. âCanât I take him home and put him back in his culvert?â
âIâm sure heâll be just as happy here.â Ms. Simms frowned at Roy as she said, âIâm sure he needs plenty of fresh air.â
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At recess, Gertie, Junior, and Jean carried Zombie Frog toward the back of the playground.
âWhat if he canât find his way back home?â Gertie said. âDo you know how horrible that would be? Lost. Cars almost running over you. Squish. â
Junior shuddered.
Gertie trudged on, stopping where the trees grew right up against the sagging fence that marked the edge of the school property. She knelt and set the frog on the ground.
âHe is an impressive frog.â Junior scuffed his shoe against the leaves. âThatâs what Ms. Simms said. Impressive. â
Gertie hoped Ms. Simms had meant it. But if Ms. Simms had loved Zombie Frog, she wouldnât have wanted Gertie to get rid of him, would she? She would have wanted him to become their class mascot or pet or something. Gertie had thought Phase One was in the bag, but now she wasnât sure. Had Mary Sueâs speech