if thinking that playing cards with four old geezers was a lot of fun mightnât be a symptom of something strange about him, but he immediately dismissed the thought.
Can I at least decide what I like? he thought, and focused his attention on the High Priest who was about to open the gates of the Temple to him.
âSo,â said Pilade, who was acting as master of ceremonies, âthis is how it works: the cards are dealt, all at the same time, eight cards per player. Then you do the auction. Each person in turn declares how many points he thinks he can win on the basis of the cards heâs holding. For example, the auction starts at sixty, the first person says âI win with sixty-one,â the second says, âI win with sixty-three,â and so on, until one player fixes a value so high that the others give up. Whoever wins has the right to choose the
briscola
, like this: letâs say you have an ace and a three of a particular suit, do you follow me?â
âYes, yes, I follow you.â
âThen you should call the king of that suit. You say âking of whateverâ and that way you establish two things. One,
that the
briscola
is that suit. Two, that your partner for that hand is whoever has the king of that suit. The other three are against. To win you both have to score the points you declared at the beginning. Itâs good to win the auction because that way you get to choose the
briscola
, but you have to play to win while the others play to make you lose. Plus, youâre two against three.â
âBut once the teams have been formed, how do you know when itâs your turn?â
âYou just go around the table. The nice thing about the game is that
you donât know whoâs playing with you.
As soon as youâve said the card, all four of you start giving each other dirty looks, and accusing each other of being the intruder, and saying they donât have any cards of that particular suit. One of them is lying. But until that card turns up you have no idea how the game is going, neither you nor your opponents. Only the player who has the king knows the whole situation, and obviously heâll do everything he can not to be found out, he may even lose lots of points to hold off being discovered as long as possible. Did you get all that?â
âDeal the cards, and letâs give it a go.â
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He had gotten home at four in the morning, after dumping Grandpa Ampelio on the couch, because Grandma Tilde went to bed at eleven and bolted the door of the bedroom and whoever was out stayed out.
He had really enjoyed himself. And ever since that night, whenever the customers allowed it, heâd played
briscola
for five and had a whole lot of fun.
TWO
About an hour and a half had passed and the game was over. Pilade had won, Massimo and Aldo had put up a good fight, and Ampelio and Rimediotti had been a disaster. As Massimo, once again forced to be a barman, gathered the glasses, the four old youngsters laboriously shifted their chairs in the direction of the sidewalk. Having transformed the vicious circle into a parliamentary amphitheater, they were now ready for what, in Pineta, was the national sport.
Sticking your nose in other peopleâs business.
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âSo, did you see? Thereâs even been a murder now.â
âI know. Just imagine! A poor girl murdered in her own home! Itâs already dangerous enough on the streets with all these Albanians around, now they kill you in your own home.â
âGino, Iâm sorry but, firstly, can you tell me what the Albanians have to do with it, and secondly, how do you know she was killed in her own home?â
âShe was wearing slippers, fur slippers. Nobody walks about outside in fur slippers apart from crazy old Siria. That means she was killed in her own home.â
âPoor thing . . . â
Massimo, who was emptying the overflowing ashtray in the bucket,