couple of thousand a month dealing and delivering drugs. But a furniture gang? I know what you mean. The same effort could just as well produce profit in an honest trade.â
âWell, maybe thereâs more profit than we realize. Guess thereâs a chain of people to make it all work, too, like crooked antique dealers.â
âHmm. Itâs one thing to steal money, but family silver, furnitureâso much emotion tied up in those things. Like all those little silver plates and big trays we won in horse shows when we were young.â
âOr my great-grandmotherâs tea service.â
âAre you going to lock your doors?â
âOh, they wonât come out here.â
âHope not, but still, glad Iâve got my Doberman,â Sister said.
The phone rang. As Sister hung up her tack on the red bridle hook, she picked it up. Betty reached up next to her, putting up her hunting bridle with the flat brow and nose-bands, its simple eggbutt-jointed snaffle gleaming from rubbing.
âHello, Ronnie, Iâd thought youâd had enough of me today.â
He laughed. âItâs all over town, hell, all over the county about Donnie Sweigert being, uh, quarry. Guess his nearest and dearest will take to calling him fox urine.â
âBet they shorten that.â
âBet they do, too.â He laughed harder.
Ronnie, a man who, besides being fashionable, needed to be the first to know everything, enlivened every hunt. Usually discreet, he could let it rip and surprise everyone.
âWhat can I do for you? I hope you arenât calling about the board meeting. Itâs not for three more weeks, and I havenât even thought of my agenda. Well, except for more money.â
âOh, that.â His voice registered sympathy. âI say we get each hunt club member to buy a lottery ticket for a dollar each week. If they win, they give half to the hunt club.â
âRonnie, thatâs a great idea!â Betty leaned close to the earpiece of the phone upon hearing Sisterâs enthusiasm. Sister put her arm around Bettyâs waist. A fabulous thing about being a woman was touching, hugging, being close to other women without worrying about repercussions. Men misunderstood affection for sexual interest, and it caused no end of difficulty.
âI was joking.â
âBut itâs a great idea, I mean it. Oh, please propose it at the board meeting. And Bettyâs right here next to me. Iâll tell her all about it so you have two passionate supporters.â
âReally? I mean, really?â His tone rose.
âI mean it. You are so creative.â
âActually, thatâs not why I called.â He breathed in, a moment of anticipation and preparation. âYou are not going to believe this. I just heard it from Marty Howard at the Subaru dealership. She was picking up her Outback, and I was dropping mine off for its sixty-thousand-mile service.â
âIâm waiting. . . .â
âIâm setting the stage.â He loved to tease a story. âAnyway, we chatted. I so like Marty, and I will never know why she puts up with that man, but thatâs another story, soâwaiting with bated breath?â
âYes. So is Betty, whose ear is also jammed to the phone.â
âAh, a larger audience. Well, here it is. Ta da!â He sang the âta da.â âReady?â
âRonnie, Iâll slap you the minute I next see you.â
âI might like it. Well, my dear master, Crawford Howard has hired Sam Lorillard to train his steeplechasers.â The silence was so long Ronnie raised his voice. âSister, did you hear me?â
âIâm trying to fathom the information.â
âCan you believe it?â
âNo.â
Betty shook her head. âMe, neither,â she said into the mouthpiece.
âIsnât this gossip too good to be true?â
âIâll say.â Sister released her