Frolic of His Own

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Author: William Gaddis
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playing baseball . . . with a clap on the supine shoulder and —I hope there’s nothing under that bandage, you could have a nice lawsuit right there. Christina? I’ll be late. Oh and Oscar? He was through the door, —don’t sign anything.
    â€”Why does he want to see me playing baseball? I’ve never, ow! What are you doing!
    â€”Just cranking your bed up a little, laid out like that it’s like talking to a corpse.
    â€”Well stop it stop! It’s fine it’s, listen I’ve got five cracked ribs and this shoulder throbs like a, it’s like a hot poker and my leg, I can’t even . . .
    â€”I know all that yes, you told me on the phone. Don’t they give you anything for pain in this place? And these pillows . . .
    â€”Please they’re fine!
    â€”I mean they don’t seem to care what happens to you, lying around here in this slovenly mess. I’ve brought your robe and pajamas, at least you won’t have to greet people wearing this shroud looking thing.
    â€”Why do you say that.
    â€”Say what.
    â€”This shroud. And being laid out like a corpse.
    â€”Well, you look like you’re ready for the potato sack race, is that any better? And I mean does anyone? come to see you?
    â€”That’s what I’m telling you. Last night, a man in a black suit I thought he was a, that it was one of those pastoral visits but it wasn’t, it was frightening, he ow!
    â€”Well don’t wriggle then, can’t you just lie still? She’d snapped the sheet straight, tucked in the corner. —Who was it.
    â€”Because this medication they give me, I think it’s Demerol, it’s as if there are holes in my memory and things that are happening to me are happening to somebody else, because all you really are is your memory and . . .
    â€”Well who was it, a black suit Harry wears a black suit, black raincoat black shoes there’s nothing frightening about Harry.
    â€”I didn’t say that Christina, that was just why I thought it was a pastoral call but he kept talking about taking messages to the other side and I, gradually all I could think of was that mysterious stranger calling on Mozart offering him money to compose a requiem when he asked me if I was a terminal case and offered me money to . . .
    â€”Well my God of course it’s these drugs they’re giving you, just a hallucination nobody came offering you money to compose a requiem, now . . .
    â€”He was here! He was here ask the nurse, call the nurse and . . .
    â€”And he offered you money.
    â€”To carry messages to the other side, yes.
    â€”Well really.
    â€”Yes well really! He puts ads in the papers, he reads the death notices and finds people who’ve lost a loved one and they pay fifty dollars to have a message delivered by somebody on his way to the other side when he gets there and we split it. I’d get twenty five for each message I took over and, I mean you would, once I’d departed, and then he asked me if I spoke Spanish and where the charity ward was where maybe he could find some Puerto Ricans, don’t you see?
    â€”I see nonsense, a lot of morbid nonsense.
    â€”That mysterious stranger offering Mozart money to compose a requiem and he thought it was his own? for his own death? while he was trying desperately to finish The Magic Flute? Did you bring those papers? those notes I asked you for?
    â€”Oscar you’re not going to die, you’re just banged up and how you expect to get anything done here flat on your back in the first place, it’s as bad as that pain in your left arm when you were trying to finish that monograph on Rousseau and you were so worried about tenure? Because if you’d had a fatal heart attack it wouldn’t have mattered whether you had tenure or not would it? She’d pulled forth the robe with its worn quilted facings and something beige

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