Donât ever be sorry for me. I did this to myself. My doctor warned me, my wife warned me, my brother warned me, but I wouldnât listen. I coulda quit but I didnât want to quit. Cancer happened to other people, so why should I quit? Well, yâknow what? The day they found that lump in my lung, I fucking quit. Cold turkey. Lotta good itâs gonna do me.â
Vinny didnât know what to say.
Tony barked a harsh laugh. âYou donât know what to say, do you!â
Was he a mind reader now?
âAs a matter of fact, no.â
Another laugh. âNobody does! So donât say nothinâ. Just sit there and listen to me. We got a problem.â
Vinny had been wondering when this would come up.
Tony said, âI can see by your face you know what Iâm talking about.â
âTommy.â
âYeah. Tommy. I put him in charge of the loans when I got sick and what happens? The vigorish dries up. Whatâs going on? I canât believe heâs holding out on me.â
Shit. Not right for Tony to put him on the spot like this.
âWellâ¦â
âHey, look. I donât like asking any moreân you like being asked. Iâd handle it myself but I ainât exactly myself lately, if you know what I mean.â
âYeah.â
âTommy keeps telling me thereâs no vig because nobodyâs taking out loans. I canât fucking believe it. There ainât no shortage of losers out there, so there canât be no shortage of loans. The reason Iâm asking you is I know how you feel about Tommyâsorta the way I feel about Sammy the Nose, yâknow? If heâs holding outââ
âMaybe he ainât holding out, Tony. Maybe he ainât going out. Maybe thatâs the problem.â
Tony frowned. âI donât get it.â
âHeâs got a nice deal with his detailing operation. Maybe too nice.â
âWhatta yâmean?â
âI mean heâs sold a shitload of policies so all heâs gotta do is sit on his ass and collect. He ainât chasing loans. If they come to him, fine, but he ainât on the hunt.â
Shylocking had always been one of Tonyâs main income streams. He had the games and the pony parlor and the fencing, but at ten or twelve percent interest per week, the shy business was like having a printing press for money.
Tony snorted. âHis detailing operation. If heâs doing so well, how come my beakâs dry?â
When you had a side operation, you were supposed to let your crew boss wet his beak. Vinny always sent a piece of his salvage profits to Tony. Tommy was letting that slide, and Vinny knew a couple of reasons why. During the times they were in the same room or same car, the subject of Tony the Cannon would come up more often than not. Tommy would often say that letting Tony dip his beak in his detailing operation was a waste since the guy had âone foot through deathâs door and the other on a banana peel.â But Vinny couldnât tell Tony that. On the other hand, Tommy âTen Thumbsâ Totaroâs coke habit was no secret.
âI think most of the extraâs going up Tommyâs beak.â
Tony sighed. âI gotta tell ya, Vinny, that hurts. And to think, I helped him get into it.â He gave a slow shake of his head. âNo good deed goes unpunished, huh?â
âI guess.â
âSpecially where Tommy was involved.
âI just got an idea,â Tony said.
âLike?â
âWhat if Tommyâs detailing operation runs into some complications?â
And now Vinny got it. This whole dramatic sceneâTony coming to him, meeting in the car here in Canarsie so no one would know theyâd talked, the zeppole, acting hurt and offendedâwas all a lead-in to this. He hadnât âjustâ got an idea. His idea was behind his trip from Ozone Park.
Vinny played along. âYou mean like what if