saw her, he was ignoring her.
âAllie!â shouted Nick.
âOkay, okay.â With plenty of time to spare, Allie tried to hop out of the way ⦠only she couldnât hop. She lost her balance, but didnât fall. Her feet wouldnât let her. She looked down, and at first it looked like she had no feet. It was a moment before she realized that she had sunk six inches into the asphalt, clear past her ankles, like the road was made of mud.
Now she was scared. She pulled one foot out, then theother, but when she looked up, she knew it was too late; the bus was bearing down on her, and she was about to become roadkill. She screamed as the grill of the bus hitâ
âThen she was moving past the driver, through seats and legs and luggage, and finally through a loud grinding engine in the back, and then she was in the open air again. The bus was gone, and her feet were still sinking into the roadway. A trail of leaves and dust swept past her, dragged in the busâs wake.
Did I ⦠Did I just pass through a bus?
âSurprise,â said Lief with a funny little smile. âYou should see the look on your face!â
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Mary Hightower, also known as Mary Queen of Snots, writes in her book
Sorta Dead
that thereâs no easy way to tell new arrivals to Everlost that, technically, they are no longer alive. âIf you come across a âGreensoul,ââ as new arrivals are called, itâs best to just be honest and hit them with the truth quickly,â Mary writes. âIf necessary, you have to confront them with something they canât deny, otherwise they just keep on refusing to believe it, and they make themselves miserable. Waking up in Everlost is like jumping into a cold pool. Itâs a shock at first, but once youâre in, the water is fine.â
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CHAPTER 3
Dreamless
L ief, having been so long in his special forest, never had the chance to read any of Mary Hightowerâs brilliantly instructional books. Most everything he knew about Everlost, he had learned from experience. For instance, he had quickly learned that dead-spotsâthat is, places that only the dead can seeâare the only places that feel solid to the touch. He could swing from the branches of his dead forest, but once he got past its borders to where the living trees were, he would pass through them as if they werenât thereâor, more accuratelyâlike
he
wasnât there.
He didnât need to read Mary Hightowerâs
Tips for Taps
to know that you only need to breathe when youâre talking, or that the only pain you can still feel is pain of the heart, or that memories you donât hold tightly on to are soon lost. He knew all too well about the memory part. The worst part about it was that no matter how much time passed, you always remembered how many things youâd forgotten.
Today, however, he had learned something new. Today, Lief learned how long Greensouls slept before awaking to their new afterlife. He had started a count on the day theyarrived, and as of this morning, it was 272 days. Nine months.
âNine months!â Allie yelled. âAre you kidding me?â
âI donât think heâs the kidding type,â said Nick, who appeared to be actually shivering from the chilliness of the news.
âI was surprised, too,â Lief told them. âI thought youâd never wake up.â He didnât tell them how every day for nine months he kicked and prodded them, and hit them with sticks hoping it would jar them awake. That was best kept to himself. âThink of it this way,â he said. âIt took nine months to get you born, so doesnât it figure it would take nine months to get you dead?â
âI donât even remember dreaming,â Nick said, trying hopelessly to loosen his tie.
Now Allie was shaking a bit, too, at this news of her own death.
âWe donât dream,â Lief informed them. âSo