Eightball Boogie Read Free Page B

cancelled.”
    “ I’ll take my chances.”
    She ducked under the yellow tape, flashed a card at the garda, clicked away up the tarmacadam.
    Herbie fired up the moped, the engine clattering, rattling, until the exhaust belched a tiny black cloud.
    “ Want a lift?”
    “ No, cheers. I’m in a hurry.”
    He half-grinned, fiddling with his helmet strap.
    “ Anything I can be doing?”
    “ You could be running a check on Tony Sheridan. Background material, whatever we’ll need to puff out the story.”
    “ Money?”
    “ Yeah, go the tragic route. All that cash and his wife slashed open. The punters love that shit.”
    “ Alright. I’ll buzz you later.”
     
     
    I was halfway to town, down around the cemetery and cursing myself for not bumming more skins from Herbie, when I finally remembered where I’d left the car. Which was when the Civic purred by, indicated left and pulled up on the gravel verge. She leaned across, unlocked the passenger door and pushed it open. She didn’t speak, so I didn’t spoil the moment.
    She was a good driver. Her movements were easy, assured, and she didn’t look at me as she drove. Up close I could see that the cream two-piece was raw silk. The tiny burn scar just above her left knee whitened every time she changed gear.
    She got straight into it.
    “ What’d you get?”
    “ Nothing. But that’s off the record.”
    “ Put your dick away, this is business.”
    “ I don’t mix pleasure with business. And I don’t do business with strangers. Especially ones who tell me to put my dick away.”
    She suppressed a smile, not pulling any muscles doing it.
    “ Sorry, I’m Katie. Katie Donnelly.”
    “ And I’m Harry-Harry Rigby.”
    “ I know.”
    I didn’t know what to say to that. She said: “Want to grab a coffee?”
    “ Always.”
    We bypassed Midtown, crawling through the one-way system of the Old Quarter, the narrow streets looming three storeys high. Gaudy shop-fronts below, flaking paint and crumbling plaster above.
    “ Is the traffic always this bad?” she asked.
    “ It’s Christmas week, the woolly-backs are in town for the annual exfoliation. The rest of us are here because we lack the imagination to realise the rest of the world isn’t just another TV channel. What’s your excuse?”
    “ I’m freelance, doing a piece on Imelda Sheridan for Woman Now! Full colour glossy, you know the score, she’s the overachieving charity hound for the February issue. I did the interview yesterday, got shots of the house, her in the glad rags looking out over the lake, the full nine yards.” She sighed. “And now this.”
    “ This didn’t happen until this morning. How come you’re still around?”
    She nudged the car forward, knocked it out of gear. Fiddled with the thermostat, the windows misting up.
    “ It’s a nice town,” she said. “It’s Christmas. I thought I’d stick around and pick up some local colour.”
    “ Try grey, we have forty shades.”
    We edged around the corner and discovered the source of the traffic jam. He was short and squat, pushing seventy, the curly white hair topped by a WW1 leather flying helmet, complete with goggles. His face was full, moon-shaped and flushed. Standing in the middle of the road, windmilling arms issuing contradictory orders every time he turned around. His shabby overcoat billowed in the breeze.
    “ You should do a piece on him. He’s local, he’s colour.”
    “ He’s not really what our focus groups tell us our demographic wants. Mind you, that changes every week. Who is he?”
    “ The local nutcase, Baluba Joe. They say he hasn’t been sober in living memory. Directs the traffic when the mood takes him and then goes and gets rattlers when everything’s snarled up. Harmless bugger, though.”
    “ I can see how our readers would be fascinated.”
    She sounded smug. The car was too warm. I needed a smoke, coffee and fresh air, in that order.
    “ He’s an old soldier.” She heard the edge in my voice,