is â¦Â itâs not anywhere weâve been before. Itâs a whole new adventure for us. In Wichita.â
Good news?
Tom wondered if it was possible to mathematically calculate the direct relationship between the badness of the news and the forced wideness of his dadâs smile.
âThe same Wichita thatâs in Kansas?â Maybe there was a very charming Wichita Street in Yonkers, only a few minutesâ bike ride from Noodleâs and Colbyâs houses.
âThe Wichita where that meteor fell.â Tomâs mother had suddenly materialized in the doorway. âNear Dorothy and Toto, too,â she added for Rosieâs benefit.
No, no, no
. This was not a joke. Tom looked from his fatherâs face to his motherâs. He could feel himself starting to panic. They couldnât move. His whole life was in New York. And then out of the corner of his eye, he saw the answer to their problems â¦Â Nanny Golightly.
Aha!
It was a little early for the unveiling, but the prototype was basically finished.
He swung his legs off the bed.
âMom, Dadâwe donât need to go to Wichita. Once I sell the patent for Nanny Golightly, we wonât have to go anywhere. Weâll be loaded.â
âNanny Go-who?â His dad, who loved anything to do with gadgets, patents, and inventions, couldnât help but look curious.
His mother, however, was already shaking her head. âTom, donât make this situation worse. We need to be realistic right now.â
But Tom only had eyes for the invention that would save them all. He placed a picture book into one of Nannyâs oven-mitt hands, then pressed play on the CD player. âMom, remember how you were saying you never get enough time to read to Rosie?â
âLook, honey, you can still see Noodle and Colby in the summer,â said his mother, not really listening. âThey can visitââ
âWell, now you can!â Tom interrupted. âBecause I recorded three hours of you singing to her, then burned it onto a CD. Six songs, including her favorite, âSheâll Be Coming âRound the Mountain.â â
âRoun mountay!â Rose clapped her hands, recognizing the title.
âSee? Already got a request.â And before anyone could utter another word, the sound of his momâs voice piped sweetly out of Nanny Golightlyâs microphone mouthpiece.
âSheâll be coming âround the mountain when she comesââ
âRoun moun â¦â Rose was all dimpled grin. Hismother even looked warily impressed as the robotâs mismatched arms turned pages in time with her singing.
âYou just plop your kid down in front of the robot here,â Tom boasted like a used-car salesman, âand let Nanny Golightly here do the rest!â
âA little WD-40 through the shoulder hinges thereâd do wonders,â pointed out his father, his spirits momentarily lifted.
âGreat idea, Dad.â Tom was beaming. âLove the enthusiasm.â
This is it
, he couldnât help thinking. It was destiny. Ninety-nine percent perspiration had finally paid off. The Edison family wasnât moving anywhere.
âSheâll be coming âround the mountain, sheâll be coming âround the mountain.â
Abruptly, Nannyâs voice lurched into a Darth Vader bass tone, her arms slowing down. In the next second she sped up, her tin voice now squeaking like a chipmunkâs.
Smack!
The malfunctioning robot hurled the picture book across the room.
Rose began to cry.
âTom! Please stop that thing!â His mother scooped up his baby sister from her fatherâs lap, as Tom jiggered withNannyâs buttons and gadget appendages. Too late. With a hollow pop, Nannyâs head sprang off her body and flew into the air.
Rose immediately stopped crying, so shocked and frightened she could not make a peep.
âItâs all right,