at them.
âHallo, Angus!â said the lad with the bucket-shaped helmet.
âHiya, Angus!â said the lad with the nose-guard helmet.
âHiya.â Angus sighed.
âWe came to rescue you,â Wiglaf called up.
âWe donât want rescuing,â said Bilge.
âYeah,â said Maggot. âWe like it here.â
âCan you help us out of this pit?â asked Wiglaf.
âWe could,â said Bilge. âBut we wonât.â Then they both burst out laughing.
âSee, Wiglaf?â Angus groaned. âThey are horrible.â
âHey, guess what?â said Maggot. âThis is a dragonâs cave. And the dragon will be back soon. Heâll be good and hungry.â
âYour friend is too bony for the dragon to eat,â said Bilge.
âYeah,â said Maggot. âBut the dragon likes nice fat lads like you, Angus.â
âHa-ha,â said Angus glumly. âVery funny.â
âAngus is dragon candy,â said Bilge. The two cracked up.
Angus sat straight up. âSpeaking of candy,â he said. âIâll give you some if you help us get out of here.â
âWhat have you got?â asked Bilge.
âJolly Jelly Worms,â said Angus.
âBlaaaach!â said Bilge. âWe hate Jelly Worms!â
âYeah,â said Maggot. âWe like real worms.â
âAnd bugs,â said Bilge. âNice crunchy ones.â
Wiglaf felt sick to his stomach.
âIâve got Medieval Marshmallows,â said Angus.
ZIIIIIP! A rope dangled down into the pit.
âThank you!â Wiglaf cried. He took hold of it quickly.
âNot for you,â shouted Bilge.
âJust tie on the candy,â shouted Maggot.
âNothing doing,â said Angus. âYou want my stash, youâll have to bring me up with it. And my friend, too.â
WHISK! The rope disappeared.
âLetâs eat some stash, Wiglaf,â said Angus loudly. He pulled candy from his pocket. âIâve got Graham Cookies, Cocoa Cubes, and a bag of Medieval Marshmallows. If we had a campfire down here, Iâd toast a marshmallow.â
âMmmm,â said Wiglaf.
âIâd put the toasted marshmallow on a Graham Cookie and top it with a Cocoa Cube,â Angus went on. âIâd put another Graham Cookie on top andâyum!â
Not a peep came from Bilge or Maggot.
âItâs called a sâmore sandwich,â Angus said. âBecause after you eat one, you want sâmore!â
ZIIIIIP! The rope appeared again.
Angus grinned at Wiglaf and said, âSaved by a sâmore.â
Chapter 5
A ngus handed the rope to Wiglaf. âAfter you,â he said.
Wiglaf climbed up quickly, before Bilge and Maggot changed their minds. He scrambled to his feet on the cave floor.
âThank you, lads,â he said.
He saw that the twins wore old, rusty pieces of armor that were way too big for them. They rattled when they moved.
Bilge stepped up to Wiglaf and took the rope from his hand. P.U.! Wiglaf reeled backward. His own father, Fergus, smelled awful, as he did not believe in taking baths. But Bilge and Maggot really stank.
The twins threw the rope down to Angus.
With Wiglafâs help, they managed to haul him out of the pit. Then, with surprising speed, Angus rolled away from the twins and jumped to his feet.
âStay away!â he called. âIf you want a sâmore, Iâm warning youâkeep your distance!â
âAw, Cousin Angus,â said Bilge. âDonât you trust us?â
âNo,â said Angus.
Maggot turned to Wiglaf. âYou trust us, donât you?â
âI guess,â said Wiglaf, trying to be agreeable.
âMistake!â cried the twins together. They fell upon Wiglaf, knocking him to the cave floor. Wiglaf didnât have a chance to put up a fight. The next thing he knew, the twins had wrangled his arms behind his