Thereâs no point in not doing the deed because one way or another itâs going to get done, and if youâre going to get paid to do it, all the better. I thought about that as I drove home through the rain that night. If I hadnât killed those men, someone else would have shot them. Either way they ended up dead. If youâre in the line of business where you make enemies of people whoâll pay to have you killed, youâve got to be prepared to accept the consequences. That was how I justified it to myself, and that was how Tomboy had always justified it to me, and it had never done him any harm. In fact, it appeared to have done him a lot of good. The last Iâd heard he was living out in the Philippines. Heâd made his fifty grand, probably a lot more knowing him, and had invested it in a beach bar and guesthouse on one of the more far-flung islands. Heâd sent me a postcard from there a couple of years back in which heâd extolled the virtues of the laid-back tropical lifestyle. It had ended with him saying that if ever I fancied a job working at his place, I should let him know.
More than once Iâd felt like taking him up on the offer.
It was getting close to eleven oâclock when I got home that night, home being a rented one bedroom flat at the southern end of Islington, not too far from City Road. The first thing I did was take a long hot shower to wash the cold out of my bones, before pouring myself a decent-sized glass of red wine and settling down on the lounge sofa.
I turned on the TV and lit a cigarette relaxing properly for the first time that day. I took a long slow drag, enjoying the fact that a potentially hazardous job had been completed successfully, and flicked through the channels until I found a report on the killings. It didnât take long. Murderâs a numbers game. Kill one person and you barely make the inside pages. Kill three, especially in a public place, and itâs big news. It adds a bit of excitement to the mundane grind of peopleâs lives, even more so when it bears all the hallmarks of a so-called gangland shooting. Shootings are entertaining because theyâre not too personal. They make good conversation points.
Understandably, details were still very sketchy. The programme I was watching had a young female reporter on the scene. She looked cold but excited to be involved in what was potentially a meaty, career-enhancing story. It was still raining, only now it had turned into that light stuff that always seems to soak you more. Sheâd positioned herself in the rear car park and you could make out the Cherokee in the background about twenty yards away, behind reams of brightly coloured scene-of-crime tape. There were a lot of police and forensic staff in lab coats swarming all over it.
The report didnât last long. The girl confirmed that three people had been murdered â no idea as to identities â and speculated that theyâd been shot. She then wheeled over the hotelâs deputy manager, a tall, spotty young man who looked like heâd just got out of school, for his comments. They werenât, it has to be said, very enlightening. Squinting through his spectacles, he explained that heâd been working in the reception area when heâd heard a number of faint popping sounds (they all say that) coming from the rear car park. Heâd thought nothing more of it but then one of the kitchen workers had come running in screaming and shouting that thereâd been a murder. He, the deputy manager, had bravely gone out to investigate and had immediately discovered my handiwork, which was when heâd called the police. âIt was very shocking for all of us,â he told the reporter. âYou donât expect this sort of thing in a quiet area like this.â They all seem to say that as well.
The reporter thanked him before turning back to the camera and breathlessly promising further