the waterâs path yet with partner Alice Norman safe in Spain, he thought heâd cruise the prom. âLook, look Yori. You gotta see this. Itâs Venus off the top of LoveSyncâ sheâs going past now. Loo-ok-k! Thereâs her tits still moving in the water.â
âGet back. Glenn! Theyâre sayingââ
âYeah, yeah. Bet youâre niceânâdry, lucky bugger. Hey, Yori! I am a camera!â He was on a rioterâs high, no doubt about it. Before we broke I heard, âAw-w, this is disaster porn!â
Having just missed the seawall breach Glenn made it to Gaiman Avenue. For no reason. He wasnât invited. Nobody ever is. I canât afford to encourage interest. Rain was falling like gravel, souvenirs of our birthplace whizzed down the road at head height, but something must watch over the Glenn Hugheses of this world. Big compared to a half-Japanese, and wild-eyed and haired now, he looked like the Storm God himself on the doorstep.
Glennâs got at least fifteen years on me but now youâll picture older than he looks. Alice among other things keeps him in shape so you need to think of a big muscular body topped with one of those square, comic-book faces dictated by the subframeâ brow ridges, nose, cheekbones and jaw, an Adamâs apple like a corbel for the chin, all solid foundations for a rugby player, say, or a boxer not that I know if he was either. But straight from outside, his skin has post-match hyperflush. His electric-blue waterproofs dripped on my polished floor and a sudden twist round and he gives me a shower. The single other occasion heâd âdropped inâ had he taken off footwear without prompting? Too late. Collapsed onto a seat with fuckme , only then he leans forward and undoes his boots. He muttered, âThey say the surgeâll knock out the whole of Kinmel.â
This was the opposite bank of the River Clwyd, a blight of cheap housing and ex-holiday camps. Rhylâs barrio itâs been called. âYou sound pleased. Anyway I donât think so.â
ââSâright!â
And then fury broke over me in its own wave. Iâve got a temper nobody knows about and kicking him would feel so good, Glenn sitting there in his pathetic too-young for him clothes (tight jeans, the sweatshirt covered in Indian script he couldnât understand) and putting on this nadatodowithme attitude, a spectator. I really hated him. âNot bothering you though? Youâreââ I remembered too late the location of his own house.
He was paying more attention to his repulsive spongy boots. âTight-arse,â he said. âGo on, shoot the messenger!â
(Honestly? He turned out totally correctâ two thousand static caravans, their occupants fled not a moment too soon, were about to swarm inland. Models called Gallant and Rhino burst apart spilling mock-leather banquettes, dogbeds, broken toys, roller blinds and high-chairs across the fields. This ersatz material hasnât any patina of age to look forward to and makes unrottable garbage. As with nuclear waste all that could be done was burial).
The hot drink I couldnât not offer gave Glenn his second wind. I had a live stream on of teenagers in a water-fight along Vorderman Road but it wasnât enough for him. Dramas needed to be played out. A natural mimic, he did some womanâs refusal to leave her bedsit only one street back from the front with falsetto cursing of rescuers from the piano nobile window. But the illogic of the damage was Glennâs main fix. In Abbey Street a trio of empty properties remained uprightâ with the just-completed clinic next door pulverised. He found that particularly hysterical. It was as if surrendering his home (âin the front door and out the back by I left, couldnât stop itâ Aliceâll have us well coveredââ) had freed him. Neighbours were sending him images of