upstairs from my office. Changing lifestyles was one thing, burning bridges was another.
âNow remember, Iâm picking you up at the office at three oâclock so we can take some measurements at the house. Beth will meet us there.â
âYou donât have to keep reminding me.â
âCould have fooled me.â
We talked for a little while longer, but when I hung up, Jimmy was giving me the Evil Eye.
âWhat?â I asked.
âNothing.â
âSay it.â
âIâm smarter than that,â he muttered, turning back to his keyboard.
Jimmy didnât think Warren was right for me. Even worse, he thought I was wrong for Warren. Oil and water , heâd once said. Cactus and neon . On my good days, I believed Jimmy was just being petty; on bad days, I agreed with him. But this wasnât the time to start worrying about relationship complications, so I dialed Rosella again. To my relief, she picked up.
In a voice fogged with exhaustion, she said, âJesus, woman. You coulda let me sleep. I didnât get to bed âtil after eight this morning.â
âHave you seen the newspaper?â
âBrought it in, didnât look at it. Reading the comics isnât on my to do list. Last night I delivered those Second Zion runaways to that safe house on the west side. Prophet Shupe was goinâ to give them to his four-hundred-pound uncle, and the kids were so grossed out theyâd made a suicide pact. Hell, they already had the gun! I took it away from them, so now Iâve got another firearm for my collection. Now let me get back to sleep, okay? I had myself a pretty good dream goinâ there. Prophet Shupe dead, with a stake through his heart.â
A good dream by any sane personâs standards. Since inheriting leadership of Second Zion from his father, Hiram Shupeâwho just happened to be Rosellaâs ex-husbandâhad issued increasingly bizarre prophecies, most of them concerning the End of Days. Six times heâd led his followers out into the desert after convincing them he knew the exact day and minute God would âraptureâ them up to Heaven. Each time God let him down, and Shupe herded his dehydrated flock back to Second Zion. Following Godâs continued no-shows, Shupe arrived at the conclusion that the inhabitants of Second Zion were too sinful for rapture. After several months of pondering the problem, he discovered a novel way to cleanse his followersâ souls. Their chief sin, heâd decided, was idolatry. His followers cared too much for each other and not enough for him. After all, wasnât he, Prophet Hiram Shupe, The Living Presence of God on Earth, the only rightful object of anyoneâs affection?
So several years ago, Shupe, The Living Presence of God on Earth, began breaking up families. He moved the women and children into dormitories, and the men into smaller bachelorsâ quarters. Breeding rights changed, too. Brother James now had sex with Brother Silasâ harem, and Brother Silas took on Brother Peterâs women, so on and so on, until every family unit in the compound had been dissolved. There had been some grumbling, but on the whole, Shupeâs brainwashed followers obeyed. Those that didnât were never seen again.
When God still didnât rapture Second Zion up to Heaven, Shupe discovered yet another solution. He ordered the compoundâs petsâpuppies, kittens, hamsters, goldfish, whateverâkilled. God had told him, he claimed, that the children used their pets as false idols, giving them the devotion that was rightfully due The Living Presence of God on Earth. After the roar of guns stopped, my informants told me, the only sounds you could hear were children sobbing.
But I didnât see how Prophet Shupe, crazy as he might be, could have anything to do with the dead woman, Second Zion being three hundred-plus miles north of Scottsdale.
Rosella might have heard