youâre the whiz kid. Tell me what to do.â
âWell, you probably know the dodges as well as I do.â
âThe hell. Whoâs got time to read all that crappy fine-print?â The man had an annual gross income in the neighborhood of a million dollars and didnât have time to read the Internal Revenue Code. Paul shook his head. Nemserman growled, âWhat do you suggest?â
âWell, of course youâve got the standard gambits. Inflate your expenses grotesquelyâthey may buy part of it. You could cut thirty-five thousand off your tax bill by getting married, of course.â
âForget that.â
âYou could establish some trusts, taxable at the twenty-six percent rate. That would cut you back to the capital-gain level. Itâs a little late in the year to try that, but if you moved fast you might swing it.â
âYeah?â
âOr foundations. You can set up your own foundation and donate money to it, and then borrow the money back from the foundation.â
âHow do I do that?â
âIRS Form Ten-twenty-three. You fill it out and send it in to apply for tax-exempt charitable status. If you can make your foundation look religious or educational or charitable, youâre in.â
âWhat are you waiting for then? Set me up a foundation.â
âIt would be better if you had your lawyer do that, Mr. Nemserman.â
âOh. Yeah. Well, okay, Benjamin. Thanks. Iâll get right on it. Christ, theyâre bandits, these federal guys, you know that? Christ, what a puking mess weâre in in this country.â
âWell, maybe youâll get a sympathetic computer.â
âHaw.â Nemserman hung up on him without amenities and Paul leaned back in the chair filled with amused disbelief. After a moment he uttered a jocular bark of laughter. He laced his hands behind his neck and reared his head back lazily.
The smog was burning off the river and he saw a freighter fighting its way up against the current, screws churning the water. The electric plant was making a lot of smoke on the Queens side of the river.
The headache was gone; he felt good. Forty-seven years old, a little overweight maybe but in good health; all you really needed was a few laughs and with friends like Sam Kreutzer and Bill Dundee, and clients like Nemserman, the requirement wasnât hard to meet.
He reached for the stack in his In box.
The intercom.
âItâs your son-in-law, Mr. Benjamin? Mr. Tobey?â Urgency in Thelmaâs voice. âHe says itâs an emergency?â
He punched the lighted button on the phone, more puzzled than alarmed. âHello, Jack?â
âPop, Iâsomethingâs happened.â Jack Tobeyâs voice was metallicâemotion held severely in check.
âWhat is it?â
âI donâtâoh, hell, thereâs no way. Look, they got mugged. Right in the fucking apartment. Iâm on my way over toâââ
âJack, what the hell are you talking about?â
âTheyâIâm sorry, Pop. Iâll try to make sense. I just got a phone call. Carolâand Mom. Somebody broke in, beat them up, God knows why. Theyâre taking them in an ambulance over to emergency receiving at Roosevelt Hospitalâyou know where it is?â
âOn West Fifty-ninth?â
âYes. I thinkâI think Momâs pretty bad. Carol told the cops to call me.â
Cops. Paul blinked and gripped the receiver hard. âBut what happened? How are they? Did you call Doctor Rosen?â
âI tried. Heâs out of town.â
âMy God. But what hap pened ? â
âI donât know. Iâm on my way up there. The cop was pretty brusque on the phone.â
âBut whatââ
âLook, Pop, weâd better not waste time on the telephone. Iâll meet you up there.â
âAll right.â
He put down the phone and stared at the freckled back