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to his whole family. This is tragic. I feel like I’ve lost a close friend. We are praying for you all.
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    Maureen Ewehout I can’t believe what I’m reading. Ever since my husband died, this group and Banting have saved me. I’ve lost more than 27 kilograms, and I feel like at the age of 60 I’ve finally found my calling and my purpose in life, thanks to The Real Meal Revolution. I’ve made so many new friends. This is the worst news I’ve heard since my husband’s passing. Tim Noakes was my very good friend. Just before he died, we worked together on some Marvellous Tim Noakes ENDORSED Real Meal Revolution Meal Plans. Get yours for just R150 each. Direct message me to find out more. It’s terrible news, but in his honour we should all dedicate ourselves to his incredible, life-changing, world-beating diet plan, with the help of my Marvellous Tim Noakes ENDORSED meal plans.
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    Bernard Lewis I know me too. He’s done so much for me. Banting has changed my life. Ive also lost a whopping 24 kilograms since January and Im speeding towards my goal wait. I’ve tried every diet known to mankind my whole life, and nothing has ever worked for me before. Without the Prof, I’d probably still literly be eating myself to death.
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    Sheena Easting Hi Maureen Ewehout your diet plans does sound interesting. Are they really endorsed by the Prof himself?
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    Maureen Ewehout Hello Sheena Easting yes, I met the good Professor at a Banting conference in Balito 18 months ago, and we’ve been working intensely on these meal plans together for the last four to five months. We were going to launch them soon. But with this tragic news of his death, I know he would have wanted me to launch them now, to keep his work alive. Message me if you’d like your very own Marvellous Tim Noakes ENDORSED meal plans, for just R150 each.
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    Deedee Wolhutter Hey everyone, join me in a celebration of a great man’s life. Let’s each one of us light a candle tonight and put it in our windows in honour of the great professor, who has touched so many lives, and changed the way we think about food and about bacon.
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    Dot Swart Hello, are candles on the green list?
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    Doug Larter That has to be the most ignorant comment of the day, Dot Swart
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    Dot Swart No Doug Larter, I mean that candles are made of wax, and isnt that made from bees and honey? And all Im saying is that if honey is on the Red or Orange list, then I just think that to honor the professor and all his work, and how hes changed our lives forever, then we shuddnt use them.
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    Pauline Oppelt Honey is on the Orange List. You’re allowed one spoon of it a day, so I don’t know if we should do the whole candle thing or not.
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    Donna Kirsch Maybe just half a candle?
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    Shana Kurz Hello clever banting people ... a question about psyllium husk – do you know, can you tell me is there a difference between all the products, are some better than others ... or are all psyllium husk brands pretty much the same?
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    The Professor’s death had been an unfortunate necessity, Maureen Ewehout thought, as she typed her sales pitch into the Banting for Life Facebook Page and then pressed ‘post’.
    Her idea was pure genius: Tim Noakes ENDORSED meal plans. Surely there would be a huge demand for them now, and of course, with him having died so unexpect edly, nobody could really question their validity, could they? It would be a ‘he said, she said’ thing, and
she could easily manufacture proof of correspondence between them
if she absolutely had to, you could do anything on the internet these days. Nobody had a signature or handwriting sample online, everybody’s voice was a standard Helvetica