Death at the Jesus Hospital Read Free Page B

doing so. As a result the pauses were slightly longer than usual, the mental reservations sounded like incompetence, the gaps before speech the mark of an idiot. Something would have to be done. Sir Peregrine looked at his watch. Already he had spent far too much time down here among this human dross.
    ‘Telephone!’ he barked.
    ‘That’s a telephone over there on the table,’ said the Warden, pointing helpfully to the instrument.
    ‘I know what a telephone looks like, you fool. There are hundreds of them in my offices in London. Now get out while I use it.’
    Sir Peregrine could not raise the person he sought, which added fuel to his fury. Listening at the keyhole, Thomas Monk smiled. Anything that irritated the Prime Warden of the Silkworkers Company was music to his ears. Sir Peregrine was leaving a message for his personal assistant, a young man called Arthur Onslow, with a distinguished career at Eton, a first-class honours degree in Classics from King’s College, Cambridge, and three years in the Blues and Royals, now in his second year as guard dog to Sir Peregrine, as he described it to his friends. It was a pity that he was a younger son for his father was widely believed to own half of Leicestershire.
    ‘Onslow. See me in my office. One hour from now. Don’t be late,’ barked Sir Peregrine, leaving Monk’s crampedquarters and heading back to his enormous motor car. It was the Inspector’s pauses, his hesitations, that raised Sir Peregrine’s heart rate to what Dr Ragg would have regarded as dangerous levels.
    ‘Damn Fletcher, damn him to hell!’ Sir Peregrine muttered as his vast car rumbled back into the suburbs of London. ‘I’ll break that man if it’s the last thing I do. Inspector Fletcher indeed!’ All through his career in finance Sir Peregrine had preached the benefits of private enterprise, of individuals looking after themselves rather than expecting the state to do it for them. Old age pensions, public money for the unemployed, schools funded by the taxpayer, all of these, in his view, were unnecessary intrusions by government into areas where people should look after themselves. Private enterprise, his private enterprise, was looking after those old men in the Jesus Hospital. Maybe even the police could be done away with, Sir Peregrine reflected as his limousine passed St Paul’s Cathedral, and replaced by a force of citizen constabulary. Inspector Fletcher and all the other Inspector Fletchers, thousands of them, in the Prime Warden’s view, could be thrown out like old pairs of sheets. The money saved could be given to the wealth-creators of the nation, the deserving rich as he had called them to great applause at a City dinner the week before. At any event, he resolved to find himself an investigator of his own, the finest man in London to look into the death of Abel Meredith. That was the commission he had in mind for young Onslow at his desk in the temple of finance back in Bishopsgate. A detective of his own. The finest available in the capital.
    Inspector Fletcher sighed as he returned to his interviews with the old men. He found to his horror that the first person he had talked to, Albert Jardine, the oldest resident of the Jesus Hospital, aged eighty-four years, born a decade before Victoria came to the throne, had forgotten that he had ever spoken to the Inspector. This Albert was generally known as Number One, as he lived in almshouse Number One. AbelMeredith was Number Twenty. For some reason the old men found it easier to remember numbers than names. Number One had no memory at all of a conversation that had taken place only two or three hours before. The Inspector made a note in his book. This was one resident who would never make it to the courtroom if the case came to trial. Jack Miller, Number Three, and Gareth Williams, Number Eight, had both arrived too late in the hall to see anything useful to his inquiries. Freddie Butcher, Number Two, who had spent most of his