to suss him out. Mostly he looked nervous, which pretty much matched his story.
I picked up the envelope. I started to put it in my jacket pocket, forgetting there was a tear in the bottom. Before it fell into the lining I pulled it out and shoved it into the top desk drawer, trying to make it look like that had been the idea all along. The drawer stuck. I cursed under my breath until I got it closed.
âYouâll take the case?â Eggman asked.
âHey, youâre the Eggman. Goo goo gâjoob,â I said.
I donât think he got the joke.
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W hen Turgeon said now , I didnât realize how much he meant it. I offered to do some digging and call him in twenty-four hours, but he crossed his arms over his belly.
âI need results tonight . Frank Boyle may be in immediate danger, Mr. Mann,â he said. After a beat, he lowered his head and tried to suppress a giggle. âMr. Mann . . . Sorry . . .â
Yeah, the name Dad left me gets big yuks sometimes. I got into so many fights when I was a kid, they mistook me for the neighborhood bully. At least, I like to think they did. Part of the reason I joined the force was because Officer Mann or Detective Mann sounded better. Didnât always help. Once during a bust, a dealer, all buff and full of tattoos, saw my badge and said, âJeepers, Mr. Mann!â He and his buddies had a real laugh riot until I coldcocked him with my nine-millimeter. He nearly lost an eye.
Police brutality? Nah. Mr. Mann brutality. Maybe I was the neighborhood bully.
These days, no pride to hurt. Hell, I had a hard enough time thinking of myself as a real detective. I sat there until Turgeon composed himself. I figure if he pays me enough, he can call me whatever he wants.
âIâve got a couple of sources I can check out,â I told him. âMisty can make you some coffee. Iâll be back soon.â That seemed to satisfy him.
Maybe the big rush shouldâve set some bells off, but between wincing about my name and thinking about the dead presidents crammed in my desk, I was distracted. I snatched the head shot and left Misty to babysit. I kind of wished she had some car keys to jangle in front of him.
I trudged down three flights of interior squalor to get to the squalor on the street. The sun had pretty much said screw this and was headed home. A yellow Hummer was parked right in front of my building, a piece of gold in a toilet bowl. I figured it belonged to Turgeon. The only working streetlamp crackled like it was spitting the light on the sidewalk.
This was the Bones, the kind of place even crack heads see as a step down, six blocks of half walls, barbed wire left over from WWI, and vacant lots. Since we generally donât have jobs, homes, or most of our faculties, any Fort Hammer chak who doesnât hole up in a shantytown stays here. Itâs the better choice, but not by much. Weâre a city park away from a gated liveblood neighborhood, so the cops keep things relatively quiet. Not at the shanties, though. Hakkers , bored, disaffected livebloods, pick one every Friday and go play whack-a-chak, beating, cutting, and otherwise not letting the dead rest in peace. Itâs like a live-action role-playing game, only you canât tell who the monsters are.
Turgeon hired me probably thinking all chakz know one another. Truth is, he may have been better off on his own. Finding a particular chak was no easy trick. Yellowed finger bone in a haystack. There were four shantytowns everyone knew about: two in the desert, one near an old iron mine, and the biggest, Bedland, in an abandoned mattress factory. When I first came back, I stayed there a while, until a bad raid wised me up.
Since I barely remembered anyone from yesterday, my best play, my only play, was to find Jonesey. Iâd known him long enough for the name and face to stick. Before he was wrongly convicted of childnapping, he was a motivational speaker. If you want it bad
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