I couldnât think of anyone at school worth being afraid of, but then again, I wasnât short like this kid. He was built like a little boulder, but if he had to reach up to fight back, he could be in trouble.
âYou go to Twain?â I asked.
âYeah.â
âFreshman?â
âYeah.â
âDown syndrome?â
â
Obviously
,â he said, like he was talking to the dumbest person on earth. He rolled his eyes and shifted his backpack upward. I noticed his tongue poked out a tiny bit; it rested on his lower lip and pulled back only when he spoke.
âSo you think following me around without my permission is going to
keep
you from getting your ass kicked?â
âWell, not now,â he said.
âGood.â I turned in the grass and moved toward the street.
âNow Iâll tell them how youâre scared of me.â
I tripped over my own feet trying to spin around and stumbled backward onto the sidewalk. âExcuse me?â
âYou ran away from me.â He joined me on the concrete and stamped the dew out of his shoes.
âDude, I didnât run away from you.â
âUh, yes, you did. You went
over
the flowers and everything like this.â He flattened his hand and made a sailing motion with his arm. He swung it high, right in front of my face, and added a
shwooo
sound effect. I resisted the urge to push his arm away.
âI was running to get ahead of you,â I said. âSo I could ⦠soyou would â¦â Then I shut up. The running thing seemed pretty stupid now.
âSo you could scare me,â he said.
âI guess.â
âThatâs why I followed you. Because you scare people.â
âWell, congratulations. Youâre scary, too. Following me is creepy.â
âItâs only creepy if we donât walk
together
.â
I pressed my fingers to my temples. I did not have time to argue with someone who had an answer for everything. We were late to school as it was, and I couldnât afford another detention. So I did the only thing I could think of and started moving down the sidewalk. It was a moment before I realized he wasnât moving with me. I sighed, and without looking back, I flicked my wrist, motioning for him to join me.
âWalk,â I commanded.
He hurried up next to me. âThanks, Iââ
âNo talking,â I interrupted, still staring straight ahead as we walked. âNo crying, no staring, no comments on my clothes. But mostly no talking. And if we see anyone from school, you scram to the other side of the street.â
I glanced over to see if he was paying attention. He nodded eagerly.
âIf you break any of these rules, you get knocked in the head, got it?â
âGot it,â he said, then immediately broke the rules by talking. âMy nameâs Billy Drum. But everybody calls me Billy D.â
âDonât care.â
âWho are you?â
I smirked. âIâm your worst nightmare.â
âYouâre not my worst nightmare. My worst nightmare is about a snake and aââ
âI
donât care
.â
âMy next-door neighbor Mark calls you â
that dick
,â but thatâs not your name. I know what a dick is, and itâs not a name. In my life skills class, they call it a penis. But I know itâs also called a dick, and itâs definitely not a naââ
â
Dude!
I donât want to talk about dicks with you.â
âWhat do you want to talk about?â
âI want toââ I threw up my hands, then paced a few steps backward down the sidewalk and forward again. âI donât want to talk about anything! Go away!â
Billy was unfazed by my outburst. I picked up my pace, and he adjusted his stride to match mine. âOkay, but if you tell me your name, Iâll tell Mark, and he wonât call you
âthat dickâ
anymore.â
âThat little punk knows