wealthy in the past. My career as a stock broker had lasted for the equivalent of a normal human lifespan. The Great Crash of ’29 wiped out both my fortune and my love for gambling on the stock market. Working three careers did provide me with a substantial income, but I liked to keep most of that money hidden in untraceable offshore bank accounts. Past experience had taught me that no matter how perfectly I executed my killings, there were always unforeseen variables which I could not control. Being exposed meant having to abandon my life and start over somewhere new. That was always an expensive process. I was not worried about being discovered as a creature of the night on that particular day. The trial had been long and disappointing, and I just wanted to grab a couple of hours of sleep at home before I had to start my shift at the hospital. I swore loudly at the sound of my cell phone as I was pulling out of the courthouse’s parking garage. The personalized ringtone was “The Bitch is Back” by Elton John. It had amused me a few months earlier when I programmed it, but now only served to warn me of a call from the man who I truly hated the most in the world. The phone conversation I had with Caleb Hass was brief. In fact, it was not really a conversation at all as it consisted only of him demanding I come to the office and then hanging up the phone. The summons was inconvenient as it forced me to go in the wrong direction. The investigators were always baffled about how I could have led three lives in one city, but it was actually quite easy to keep them separate. The hospital where I worked and my apartment were on the north side of the city. The courthouse was in the center and the police department was on the south side. The law offices of Hass, Furcht & Ruine were also on the south side of the city, but I was there so rarely that I never worried about being spotted by one of my police officer colleagues. Starside, Illinois itself was plenty large enough for a vampire, even one living three lives, to stay inconspicuous. It had been a beautiful little town when I first passed through it nearly a century earlier. In 2003 a foolish error during a hunt left me fleeing New York City with four bullets lodged in my stomach. After operating in such a large city for decades, I had the desire to try my luck in a small town. I was disappointed to find that Starside had bloomed into a bustling metropolis of 2.5 million people during my absence. The national media had begun buzzing about “The Urinator” serial killer in New York, and I decided it would be best to settle down and blend into a population center as quickly as possible. My reluctant choice proved to be a happy home for years after I made the decision. Starside was nestled about halfway between Chicago and Springfield. Founded in the middle part of the 19th century, it served as a Midwestern transportation hub before expanding into a commercial center in the latter half of the 20th century. Legend has it that the city was founded and named by a man who had an intense sibling rivalry with his brother. The brother had started a magnificent vacation town called Oceanside in Florida. Since the site of his city had no significant geographic features and a much less appealing climate, the founder of Starside decided to focus on the beautiful view of the nighttime sky. As a vampire, it had been a very appealing name for me. Unfortunately, modern light pollution blocked most of the majestic stars from sight during the night. Hass, Furcht & Ruine was the biggest law firm in Starside and would have even been a strong competitor to its counterparts in Chicago. Caleb Hass and Benjamin Furcht started out as ambulance chasers and gradually worked their way up to be the dominate defense attorneys in the city. Franklin Ruine was allowed to join the partnership because he brought a small number of clients who had a large amount of money. Rumors persisted that either Hass