Harrington, beaming from ear to ear at his success. âIâll have that Hennessyâs guts for garters at the next inter-station outing.â
Harrington hadnât the faintest notion to whom the Superintendent was referring.
âThe smug nincompoop wonât know what hit him,â the Superintendent continued conversationally, retrieving the golf ball and repeating the successful putt a second time. âSend him back to his station with the smile on the other side of his face for once. And without the trophy next time.â He beamed again, delighted with himself. âI must say youâre a splendid addition to the force.â His eyebrows lifted and a look of concentration beset his face. âWhat did you say your name was again? Eh?â
*
Now, as Harrington waited for the command to enter the Superintendentâs office, he could hear Mrs. Pearson impatiently pressing the bell outside, accompanied by her shrill chattering complaints regarding the disgraceful service which abounded everywhere these days. He also thought he caught something about people being murdered in their beds and the forces of law and order not caring less whether they were or not. Then Dermotâs name was brought into her shrieking, being instructed to write to their local government representative the very second they got home. Harrington was considering if he should return to reception and politely request the lady to give over screeching quite so loudly, when the deep voice of Superintendent Clifford finally granted him permission to enter.
When he did so, the Superintendent was sitting behind his desk, resplendent in his uniform, studiously peering at some documents in front of him. His face was a mask of concentration, his normally generous, half-smiling mouth set in a frown. Harrington closed the door behind him and approached the desk, again patiently waiting for permission to state the cause of his business. He knew better than to disturb the Superintendentâs train of thought before it had come into the station of its own accord. The Superintendent was muttering away to himself, evidently not too pleased about the contents of the documents he was studying. He gave a little grunt of displeasure before eventually raising his head to acknowledge Harringtonâs presence.
âAwful business,â he informed him, as though Harrington knew what he was talking about. âTerrible altogether.â
âIâm sure it is, sir,â Harrington said, having learned that the best response to practically all of the Superintendentâs puzzling statements was to agree with them. He hesitated a moment, took a deep breath, then said, âThereâs a lady at reception who insists on seeing you personally, sir.â He took another deep breath. âItâs Mrs. Pearson, sir.â
âAgain!â the Superintendent growled. âWhatâs wrong with her this time? The slugs been criminally attacking her rose bushes? Eh? Or have some naughty five year-olds been talking too loudly passing her house or something?â
âShe didnât give me a chance to ask, sir,â Harrington told him. âShe doesnât consider Iâm important enough to deal with her complaint. As usual, sir,â he added, reminding the Superintendent that that was always the case where Mrs. Pearson and himself were concerned. âBut she did say it was a very serious matter.â
âIâm far too busy to see that awful woman now, Harrington,â the Superintendent said firmly. âHave Sergeant Neville deal with her.â
âHeâs not here, sir. Heâs - -â
âDid you try his office?â
âNo sir, - -â
âThere you are! Heâs your man. Keep knocking until you wake him up.â
âHeâs gone out on a case, sir,â Harrington informed the Superintendent. âHe left over an hour ago.â
âAn hour ago! Why wasnât I