menstrual cramps, longing to get back to my Cotswolds home.
The flight attendant passed round newspapers. Headlines flashed in and out of my head like summer lightning â BUSHFIRES IN SYDNEY, FLOODS IN OHIO, RAIL DISASTER IN BENGAL . I read a piece about the joys of being a mistress (
âHow the Other Half Lovesâ
), an article on the giant panda, the well-connected wife of a banker going public about her cheating lover. Iâm in too much discomfort to concentrate. There are more reassuring noises from the cockpit, more dull aches in the pit of my stomach, temperatures soaring.
And, to top it all off, my car developed a flat on the way home from Heathrow and the AA man took ages to come and change it.
Not a good day at all. But at least itâs now raining. Thereâs a towel in the downstairs cloakroom and I wrap it round my hair before I pad into the kitchen and pour myself a glass of wine.
In the office, I check the answering machine. Thereâs a message from Regis Harcourt, with yet another brilliant new idea she wants me to incorporate into the design for her town garden. There are three commissions for a Decoration, one of the miniature tabletop container gardens which Iâve developed into a lucrative extension of my garden design business. A couple in Kent wants a change of date for a meeting Iâve set up with them. A man from Yorkshire asks me to go up and advise on revamping his garden. Bob Lovage, my contractor, has rung to say heâs hurt his back. And Jenny Hill wants me to call her urgently, the absolute minute I get back; itâs a matter of life or death. Sheâs my best friend and probably just wants my recipe for strawberry shortcake.
The mail consists of notifications of already-paid bills, a postcard of the Acropolis from a client telling me when sheâll be back and hoping we can get together over her garden, a letter from someone Iâd known at university, an excitable communication from
Readerâs Digest
informing me that Iâve been specially selected to win at least two million pounds and, failing that, a set of steak knives. Thereâs nothing much else, except an invitation to a gala night in Stockholm, at which a trio of specially commissioned interlinked modern dance ballets choreographed by Lucia Cairns would be performed. Choreographed? Has my mother finally turned respectable? Itâs hard to believe. Since the event had taken place two weeks earlier, I drop the invitation into the wastepaper bin.
I go upstairs, dry my hair and finally, I go into the sitting room and look up at the portrait hanging above the fireplace.
âIâm back,â I say.
As I speak, the doorbell rings. Visitors, Jehovahâs witnesses, double-glazing: whichever it is, I donât need it. All I want is a small whisky, a hot bath, an early bed.
I open the door and, to my irritated surprise, find Liz Crawfurd, one of my clients, standing there. She holds an umbrella over her head, and there is a tentative smile on her face.
âHello,â I say. Coldly.
âI do hope you donât mind me dropping in,â she says.
I do. âThatâs OK,â I say, not attempting to sound gracious. I hate the unexpected, the unplanned, being caught unawares. And why has she come to the front door, when a sign on the wall of the house quite plainly directs visitors to the office at the back of the house? Why is she here at all, when itâs way past office hours?
Behind her, the rain is tipping down. I can almost hear my thirsty plants sucking up the moisture. I remind myself that Liz and her husband have recently bought an Arts & Crafts-designed manor house down in Somerset and have lucratively commissioned me to help them restore the gardens. That certainly doesnât bestow on them the right to barge in unannounced. What it
does
mean is that I have to be nice â not something Iâm particularly good at. âIâve just got back from
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