layinâ in the ashtray on my nightstand, then take two long, deep pulls, holdinâ the smoke in my lungs âtil I calm myself down. I blow it out. âSo, whatâs good? We fuckinâ or not?â
âYeah.â
âOh, aiight, then. Thatâs what it is. What, you done talked all that shit over the phone and now you gettinâ scared ân shit?â
âIâm not scared.â
âThen why you call here tryna front on a muhfucka?â
âI told you. I was hoping we could go out somewhere, first.â
I take another pull offa my blunt, then slowly blow it out. âNah, baby, it ainât that kinda party. You been talkinâ a lotta good shit, now itâs time to show ân prove. Let a muhfucka see if you really know howta throw that pussy up on a dick. âCause, on some real shit, Iâm tryna snap ya spine.â
She starts laughinâ. âOhmyGod, you real funny.â
Funny hell. Ho, Iâma rip ya muthafuckinâ back open.
âYeah, go on and get ya laugh on, baby,â I warn. âIâma be up there tomorrow. Letâs see if you gonna be laughinâ then.â She giggles some more, then gets quiet after I tell her she betta take her ass to bed âcause sheâs gonna need all the rest she can get. âCause on some real shit, after Iâm done witâ her sheâs gonna need the paramedics. A muhfuckaâs cominâ through to dig her ass out.
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âYeah, thatâs right, baby. Spread them pretty-ass legs, and pull open ya pussy,â I say, strokinâ my dick while watchinâ my fuck for the night play in her juicy fur burger. Donât get shit twisted, though. This honey-dipped ho with her wavy black hair and mesmerizinâ eyes is bad as hell. Her skin is fuckinâ flawless, tooâsoft and smooth like silk. And her bodyâ¦whew! Man, listen, pictures do her no justice. This bitchâs body is the fuckinâ truth. Little waist, flat stomach, big-ass cantaloupe titties with inch-long pierced nipplesâyeah, and a nigga like me gotta thing for a chick with long nipples. I like to lightly pinch, twist, pull and tease âem with my fingers, then nibble on âem with my lips and teeth. Oh, damnâ¦I done got sidetracked thinkinâ âbout suckinâ all over them thing-things. So, dig. Like I was sayinâ ân shit, this chick gotta ass you can bury ya face up in. A muhfucka can get lost for months up in them cakes. Itâs the kinda ass you can bounce up and down on all night. But, on the real, yo, how the fuck a bitch gonna drop her muthafuckinâ drawers and not have her bush trimmed? I donât mind hair, but gotdamnâ¦this shit right here is unreal. Donât get it twisted. I donât discriminate. I love all types of pussy. Fat pussy, tight pussy, loose pussyâ bald, trimmed, and covered with hair. I donât give a fuck. Just make sure that shit is hot ân wet. âCause at the end of the day, itâs all fuckable as long as itâs clean. But, man, listenâ¦this chickâs snatch is like a fuckinâ rainforest. And on some real shit, it betterbe as wet as one, or Iâma ram this thick dick straight up in her Neanderthal ass.
âStick them fingers deep in that pussy and get that pink hole wet and ready for me.â
She moans, lookinâ over at me. âOhâ¦uhâ¦uhâ¦mmmâ¦Iâm soooo horny. I want some of that dickâ¦â
âNot until you get that pussy nice ân slippery,â I tell her, tossinâ my left leg up over the arm of the chair in her bedroom. Her eyes stay locked on me the whole time as she plays in her twat, watchinâ me beat my dick. âThatâs right, baby. Fuck that pussy for me. Yeah, get that shit ready for big daddy.â
âI want you to fuuuuuck meâ¦oooh, give me that dickâ¦â
She thrusts her hips up at me, tryna offer