sweeter?â
âWhat?â
âYou stop playinâ and admit Iâm your man. You ready for that?â
âMmmph, the question really is, are you ready?â I smile.
âYeah, okay. Iâve been ready. You the one stallinâ. Stop frontinâ, Miyah. Are you ready to be my girl or not?â
âMaybe, maybe not . . .â I laugh. âIâll let you know after I see my gift.â
âYeah, aâight. You already know what it is.â
âOh yeah? And whatâs that?â
âYouâre mine. So make sure you come through as soon as you get home so we can make it official.â
Um, the way he says that sounds like heâs telling me to be at his house, instead of asking me to. But Iâma let it go. I can tell Sincere thinks heâs running things, but he has another think coming.
âWhat you doing tonight?â I ask, changing the subject.
âI donât know yet. Probably chill. Think about you.â
I smile. âAwww, how sweet.â
âYou already know. I told you youâre mine. So whatâs my baby getting ready to get into?â
I tell him Iâm waiting for my mom to get here. That weâre going to Medieval Times to have dinner. Then when I get back, Zahara, Ameerah, and Brittani are coming over to spend the night.
âOh, word? And what yâall gonna get into?â
âChill, watch movies, and probably eat all this birthday cake up; nothing major.â
âDamn, save me some.â
âI got you,â I tell him, cheesing it up. Whew, this boyâs voice makes me feel tingly all over.
âThatâs wassup. Let me find out you got some dudes all up over there, too; thereâs gonna be consequences and repercussions.â
Um, hello, helloooooo . . . how in the world did we go from saving you some cake to dudes being all up in my space? Thatâs what I hear myself saying in my head. I suck my teeth instead. âAinât no boys gonna be over here, biscuit head.â I get up off the bed when I hear a car. I peek through my curtains. My bedroom faces the front of Daddyâs townhouse, so I have a perfect view of whoâs coming and going. Itâs my mom pulling up in the driveway. Late and wrong, as usual!
He laughs. âYeah, aâight. I got your biscuit head all right. But you heard what I said.â
âWhatever. My dad is not playing that,â I tell him as I watch my mom flip down her sun visorâto freshen up her lipstick or make sure she doesnât have a hair out of place, Iâm sure. It takes her five minutes and thirty-seven secondsâI know because I timed herâto do whatever it is sheâs doing before she finally steps out of her Benz, looking like sheâs preparing for a photo shoot. Thatâs how we Nichols women do it. Always fresh, always fly, and always fine! Yes, high maintenance, you already know. She still gets on my nerves, though. But thatâs a whole other story. âThe only boy he seems to like is you,â I add, shaking my head. For some reason, Daddyâs really taken a liking to Sincere. Probably âcause heâs a freshman in college, plays basketball, and is interested in pledging Daddyâs beloved fraternity. So of course Daddy is gonna like him. Oh, Daddyâs all about his frat. And heâs dragged me and my sister to all of his alma materâs homecoming and step-show events every chance heâs gotten, which is why I know so much about all the different sororities and whatnot. Anywaaayz, my boo says heâs gonna pledge next year.
I watch Mom as she walks up to my new car, taking it all in. Of course she knows itâs mine âcause it has a big red bow on the front of the grill. I see her shaking her head. I already know what that means. Sheâs going to try and give Daddy the business about the car. Sheâs such a hater! I step away from the window, then go into my bathroom to
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