couldnât very well have a band of scruffy beasts trolling about the Otherworld, claiming that they had seen a Fairy Queen living in the Whispering Dell, and one who should have been long since dead, at that.
With a sigh, I eyed the evidence of Maxâs latest revels. The front door had several long scrapes in it, the atrium was trashed, and there was mud on the ceiling. The ceiling . At least we hadnât found any boggarts, or other beasties, hiding in the corners or under a chair. Yet.
And where was the one responsible for this mess? Max, true to form, was snoring away on the couch, muddy boots propped up on the cushions, while Shep directed the silvery cleanup crew. I looked on in awe, amazed that my brother was such a jerk. A filthy, inconsiderate jerk. I mean, he could at least have the common decency to look ashamed. Awake and ashamed.
Although the way Mom had described Dadâs younger days, I was fathered by the very same sort of jerk. Intrigued, I left Sadie with the silverkin and went in search of Mom. Sheâd come in from the gardens and was taking her tea in the kitchen, oblivious to the chaos in the front of the manor. I sat beside her and grabbed a scone.
âWas Dad ever as bad as Max?â I began. Mom nearly blew out her tea.
âOh, Beau was much worse,â Mom replied. âGive Max time, though. Heâs still new at raising hell.â I smiled as I worried at my scone, reducing its tasty goodness to a heap of crumbs.
âWhat ifâ¦what if you find a man who isnât so fiery?â I asked.
âLike Micah?â Mom asked. Okay, I know I was being obvious, but she could have let me beat around the bush a little. âI think Micah is a fine man. Donât you?â
âI do.â
âThen, whatâs troubling you about him?â
âHeâs not troubling me,â I clarified. âHe wants a baby. I donâtânot yet, anywayâbut I want to be more than a useless consort.â
âDo not make the mistake of seeing consorts as useless,â Mom said. âMany have shaped our world from the bedchamber.â
âI donât want to shape a world! I justâ¦â I shoved the plate away and sent crumbs flying. A silverkin was there in an instant to sweep them up. âWhy do I have to be obviously pregnant before Iâm Lady Silverstrand?â
âAh. You donât feel that consorts are useless; you feel useless as one.â
âOf course I do,â I grumbled, now pouring my own cup of tea. âNo one pays any attention to me; no one cares what I do or say.â
âMicah does.â
âAll they do is stare at my stomach, looking for bulges.â I dumped too much sugar in my tea, stirred it a few times, and pushed it away. âSo? Why do I have to be pregnant?â
âTo prove that your relationship has been consummated,â Mom replied. âIn the old days, a bride was held in a tower from her wedding night until she was heavy with child. That way, no one could dispute whoâd fathered the babe.â
Well, that was pragmatic. âI hope Micah doesnât stick me in a tower,â I mumbled.
âCome, now. It wouldnât be so bad.â
âMom!â
âThat was the original intent of the honeymoon,â she continued, undeterred. âTo drink sweet mead and come away with a babe for your troubles.â
âIs that what you and Dad did?â I sneered.
âCareful, or Iâll tell you,â she warned. She watched me squirm for a few moments before she continued. âAs to your first question, Max will be fine. For all that heâs of metal, thereâs fire in his blood, and heâs never gotten a chance to feel it. Let him burn a bit.â
I nodded, gazing past my mother to the heavy mantel above the kitchen hearth. Since the kitchen was always the heart of the home, itâs where weâd put the one of the few mementos we had from the