Lady Clarissa asked as she strained a large saucepan of vegetables.
âIs the writer lady having dinner with us?â Clementine asked as she bundled up her pencils. She hadnât seen Uncle Digby set the table in the dining room, which was where the guests usually ate their meals.
âNo, darling. Miss Richardson has asked to have dinner taken up to her room,â Lady Clarissa replied.
âSheâs a bit âsterious ,â Clementine said.
Aunt Violet walked down the back stairs into the kitchen at that moment.
ââMysteriousâ is the word youâre looking for, Clementine,â she said as she strode over to the table. âYouâre a big girl now. You need to start pronouncing your words correctly or Iâll enrol you in some elocution lessons.â
Clementine stopped in her tracks. âElectrocution lessons! Whatâs that?â Clementineâs mother and Uncle Digby had always told her to stay away from electricity because it was dangerous.
Lady Clarissa and Uncle Digby laughed.
âGodfathers, Clementine. Elocution, not electrocution. It means learning how to speak properly. Given youâre so fond of all those silly poems Pertwhistle insists on teaching you, it would be a very good idea,â said Aunt Violet.
Clementine sighed with relief.
âAunt Violet, thatâs a lovely thought but Iâm afraid my budget wonât stretch to soccer, ballet and elocution at the moment. Why donât you teach Clementine? Iâm sure sheâd enjoy learning some more poems from you as well,â Lady Clarissa teased.
âClarissa, Iâm no teacher and thank heavens for that,â Aunt Violet said with a shudder. âYou should hear some of the horrendous tales Mrs Bottomley has shared with me. No, Pertwhistle can keep instructing her and Iâll just correct them when necessary.â
âOf course she will,â Uncle Digby whispered. He gave Clementine a wink and she smothered a giggle.
Clementine was trying to imagine Aunt Violet standing out the front of her class. She shivered just thinking about it.
âOh, Clarissa.â Uncle Digby turned from where he was stirring a pot on the stove. âIâve just remembered that weâre low on candles in the dining room. Weâll need them for Friday night. You might want to add them to the shopping list.â
âThanks, Uncle Digby,â said Clarissa. âI think weâre almost out of chocolates too.â She wiped her hands on her apron and dashed over to the sideboard to add the items to her never-ending shopping list.
âDo you think I could tell the guests one of my poems at the special dinner?â Clementine asked.
âLetâs just see how things go,â Lady Clarissa replied. âNot everyone appreciates your poems as much as Granny and Grandpa and Uncle Digby and I do.â
âWhat special dinner?â Aunt Violet asked.
âAunt Violet, you remember that Uncle Digby suggested we offer a dining package with the family as part of a weekend stay?â Lady Clarissa reminded the woman.
âNo! That sounds perfectly ghastly.â
âYou were there, Aunt Violet. You groaned about it when Mummy told you and you said that youâd rather eat in the kitchen with Lavender and Pharaoh than have to entertain any silly guests,â Clementine said.
Aunt Violet huffed. âWell, what of it?â
âWeâre having our first dinner this week,â Lady Clarissa explained as she drained and mashed the potatoes.
The old woman put the back of her handon her forehead. âI think I can feel a fever coming on.â
âOh no, Aunt Violet, I donât think so,â Clarissa chided. âI need you to be there.â
Aunt Violet sighed. âAnd what do I get out of it?â
âA lovely dinner and the pleasure of our company,â Lady Clarissa said with a grin.
âAnd maybe a poem too,â Clementine said with