it happened, you werenât this calm.â
He had a point, and I shivered involuntarily, recalling the incident he referred to.
âWell . . . that time involved a serial killer taking out immortals at random. And who, um, had a crush on me. No one knew what itâheâwas. This time, itâs pretty obvious what happened. A demon destroyed another demon.â
It was something demons did from time to time. And honestly, when you considered demonsâ selfish and prickly natures, it was a wonder it didnât happen more often. Sometimes demons would set up formal duels. Sometimes one would just get pissed and incinerate the other. Demons varied in strength, and two who were matched in power mostly just tended to circle and scuff each other up. When the power levels varied wildly . . . well, things ended pretty quickly.
Regardless of how it went down, destroying each other was not looked upon favorably among our masters. It was disorderly and annoying and created a lot of paperwork for the personnel department.
âIf itâs obvious, then why are you here?â Seth wanted to know.
âBecause they donât know which demon did the, uh, smiting. All the evidence shows a demonic attack; thereâs no question about that. What they have to figure out here is who the murderer is, so they can make an example of him or her.â
âAn example? Like capital punishment?â
âNot exactly. But trust me, youâre really happier not knowing any more than that.â
An imp standing in front of us turned around. Heâd apparently overheard us.
âShe means torture.â He grinned at the two of us, revealing a mouth full of gold fillings. With his green suit and feathered derby, I think he was going for some kind of pimp look. Mostly it put me in mind of a porn star Robin Hood. Robin of Cocksley , maybe. Or perhaps Friar Suck . âMe? Iâm guessing flaying, but my buddy Roger swears itâs going to be disemboweling. I was just talking to this other guy in the bar last night, and he thinks Noelleâs pissed enough that theyâll actually flay and disembowel the poor bastard. Thinks they might even get some wraiths to do itâand you know how those little buggers are. They really get into ripping out intestines. Fuck, I donât even think they care about eating the entrails. They just play with them half the time. Spin âem like lassos. Wear âem like boas.â He winked at me. âWeâre starting a pool. You want in, sweetheart?â
âNo, thanks.â I glanced over at Seth who wore the kind of shocked look accident survivors had. âDemons heal,â I said hastily. âNone of itâs permanent.â
He swallowed. âAnd so, they flay ... or whatever ... this guy, and thatâs that?â
Our new friend the imp answered before I could. âWell, you gotta understand that the flaying or disemboweling takes a long time.â
âHow long?â
The imp narrowed his eyes thoughtfully. âOh, I donât know. Three, four centuries. Maybe five, depending on how bad a mood the judge is in.â
âFive centuries?â Seth exclaimed. âAnd that works? Stops repeat offenders? Discourages others?â
âNo.â The imp and I spoke in unison.
âBut it certainly makes them think twice,â I said.
The imp stood on his tiptoes, trying to see the front of the line. âYeah, some of the punishmentâs public, so it sets a pretty harsh example. Pretty cool, really. Too bad weâll have to wait days to see it. Itâd be a lot easier if they just did a reading and got it over with.â
âReading?â asked Seth. âWhatâs that?â
âItâs something immortals can do to each other. Itâs a way of . . .â I grasped at words for something I barely understood myself. â. . . viewing someoneâs mind and soul. More than a viewing . . . itâs