house?â
âBut itâs in pieces! Really, Mother . . . I donât think anyone could fix it.â
âI wonât even try to have it fixed. I just want to keep it around for sentimental reasons.â
Hannah stared at her mother in confusion. Delores wasnât usually this sentimental. But if Delores wanted the ladder, Hannah was perfectly willing to give it to her. âOkay. Whatever you want, Mother. Iâll call Cliff right now.â
âThank you, dear.â Delores took her usual stool at the stainless-steel workstation while Lisa poured coffee and filled a platter with Red Velvet Whippersnapper Cookies from one of the two bakerâs racks at the side of the kitchen.
Hannah headed for the wall phone in the kitchen, and less than a minute later, sheâd ordered the new aluminum ladder for The Cookie Jar and given Cliff instructions to bag up the old wooden ladder and deliver it to her motherâs house.
âOkay,â she said, sitting down at the workstation and addressing her mother. âNow tell us about your emergency, or whatever it is.â
âJust because it may have been downgraded a bit doesnât mean itâs not important,â Delores maintained.
âAgreed. Tell us, Mother.â
Delores sighed. âAll right. The emergency, or situation, or whatever it is, is Ricky-Ticky.â
âMayor Bascomb,â Lisa said, knowing that Hannahâs mother often used the nickname sheâd given Mayor Bascomb when he was a small boy and she was his babysitter. âWhat else has he done?â
âWhat else ?â Delores asked, and it was clear that she wasnât sure what Lisa meant.
âYes, what else has he done? Whatever it is, it couldnât be worse than hiring Phyllis Bates and moving her here just because . . . well, you know why he did it. And then, when his wife, Stephanie, got wind of what was going on between the two of them, re-assigning Phyllis as Herbâs assistant in the town marshalâs office!â
Neither Hannah nor Delores knew quite what to say. Theyâd never seen Lisa quite so angry before. But there was no need to respond because Lisa didnât bother to wait for a reply.
âAt least Stephanie Bascomb got her revenge! I saw that diamond ring she made the mayor buy for her and itâs as big as a boulder!â
Hannah and Delores exchanged glances. Lisa sounded terribly bitter and they couldnât blame her for that. Lisaâs husband, Herb Beeseman, had dated Phyllis Bates in high school and everyone had expected them to get married. But Phyllisâs family had moved and Phyllis hadnât bothered to keep in touch with Herb or anyone else in Lake Eden. She hadnât been heard from in several years until Mayor Bascomb had somehow found her. And now she was back in Lake Eden, even more attractive than sheâd been in high school.
âDonât keep me in suspense. Tell me what our esteemed mayor did this time,â Lisa said, turning to face Delores. âNothing you say about that man can possibly surprise me!â
âAll right, but itâs really bad.â Delores took another sip of coffee and sat up a little straighter. âIâm warning you, Lisa. . . . This could be even worse than hiring Phyllis in the first place. I got the news this morning, straight from Rod at the Lake Eden Journal .â She glanced at her watch. âThe paper is coming out in an hour, and I wanted to give you advance warning.â
âAdvance warning of what?â Lisa asked, looking worried.
âMayor Bascomb called Rod late last night and said heâs not holding the Mrs. Claus contest this year. Instead, heâs using his executive authority to appoint someone to play Santaâs wife.â
Lisa began to look a little sick. âDonât tell me itâs . . .â She stopped and swallowed hard.
âIâm afraid it is,â Delores answered.