Whatever happened to him?â
ââEre now,â protested the otter, sitting up again. âI âavenât changed that much, I ainât. Iâm just sayinâ that a mate anâ a âome anâ a pair oâ teenagers can wear anyone down. The more so if theyâre otters. You think Buncan wearies you? You ought to try dealinâ with Nocter anâ Squill for a two-month!â He fingered his fishing pole. âNot that it matters. As you say, thereâs nothinâ wot needs doinâ. We exist in a state oâ contented bliss.â
âOr enervation,â Jon-Tom muttered.
âI donât know wot that means, but I think thereâs a lot oâ it goinâ around.â His expression brightened. âWith Weegee anâ Talea off somewhere, we could go into Lynchbany anâ break up a bar, or sometbinâ.â
âA bar fight.â Jon-Tom was saddened. âMudge and Jon-Tom, the great adventurer and famed spellsinger, reduced to contemplating the entertainment value of an ordinary public tiff. We, who have explored much of the known world and a fair portion of the unknown, who have dealt with unimaginable dangers and overcome impossible obstacles, are we come to this? No thanks.â
âSorry. It were the best I could come up with on short notice, mate.â Mudge was a bit taken aback by the emotional intensity of his friendâs reaction. âActually, I only thought oâ it for you. I ainât sure âow much âelp Iâd be. Me backâs been botherinâ me for a bit now, anâ when an otterâs back is out, âeâs in serious âurt, âe is. See, weâre all back.â
Jon-Tom looked surprised. âYou havenât said anything about your back before.â
âWould you?â
âNo. No, I suppose not. Itâs just that all this quiet is getting to me, what with Talea off with Weegee and the kids away at school. Even business is slow.â
Mudge fumbled in his fishing kit for his glasses. âDid I ever read you that last letter, mate?â
Jon-Tom looked resigned. âYou mean the one you carry around with you and drag out every chance you get? The one that tells how Nocter and Squill are constantly getting into fights, breaking things, fomenting trouble, and generally raising hell?â
The otter straightened his glasses. âOi, thatâs the one. Great kids, eh?â
âYes, they are,â Jon-Tom admitted, squeezing out a smile.
âSomething we agree on,â a new voice interjected.
The two fishers sat up and turned sharply to their right.
âTalea?â Jon-Tom frowned. âI thought you and Weegee were off to shop in Lynchbany.â She looked fantastic, he had to admit. Her figure had ripened eloquently from their first memorable encounter years ago, when sheâd been inclined to cut his head off instead of accept compliments. Nothing like years of being on the run to get one in shape for a lifetime.
âWeegee and I are just now off to Lâbor, dear, with several of the other ladies of the river. Itâs a journey of several days, not just an afternoon.â
Jon-Tom smacked himself mentally. âThatâs right. You told me all about your plans last week. Iâd just forgotten. I seem to forget a lot anymore.â
She advanced to bestow an affectionate kiss on his fore-head. âDonât be too hard on yourself, dear. Youâre a long way from the onset of senility.â
âThanks for the compliment,â he replied dryly.
She turned to leave. âPlease try to look after things, and stay out of the kitchen as much as possible. Iâve heard you verbally disparaging the dishes on more than one occasion, and you know how sensitive they are. Make sure any visitors use the cleaning spell at the door, and donât forget to put out the rat.â
âI can take care of my own home,â he