straining my ears and Iâm sure I can hear it. Soft breathing, just as if somebodyâs walked into the room, and is standing a little ways away watching me. I try, well, Iâve tried , not to turn around. But Iâm afraid that I always do. And of course thereâs nobody there.â
Dan walked across the worn-out rug. The floorboards creaked under his feet. He picked up an astral calendar from Seymour Wallisâs desk, and examined it for a moment or two. âDo you believe in the supernatural, Mr. Wallis?â
âIt depends what you mean by the supernatural.â
âWell, ghosts.â
Wallis glanced at me and then back to Dan. I think he was afraid that we were putting him on. In his maroon bathrobe, he looked like one of those elderly men who insist on taking a dip in the ocean on Christmas Day.
âI was telling my colleague here that some houses act as receivers for sounds and conversations from the past. If anything particularly stressful has happened inside them, they kind of store up the sound in the texture of their walls, and play it back like a tape recorder, over and over again. There was a case in Massachusetts, only last year, where a young couple claimed to have heard a man and a woman arguing in their living room at night, but whenever they went downstairs there was nobody there. They heard actual names being shouted, though, and when they went to their local church register and looked them up, they found that the people they could hear had lived in their house in 1860.â
Seymour Wallis rubbed his bristly chin. âYouâre trying to say that when I hear breathing, itâs a ghost?â
âNot exactly a ghost,â said Dan. âItâs just an echo from the past. It might be frightening, but itâs no more dangerous than the sound you can hear from your television. Itâs just sound , thatâs all.â
Wallis sat slowly down on the old stockbrokerâs chair and looked at us gravely. âCan I get it to leave me alone?â he asked. âI mean, can you exorcise it?â
âI donât think so,â said Dan. âNot without knocking the house down. What youâre hearing is within the fabric of the house itself.â
I coughed and said politely, âIâm afraid thereâs a city ordinance against knocking down these old houses for meretricious reasons. Sub-section eight.â
Seymour Wallis looked very tired. âYou know something,â he said, âIâve wanted one of these houses for years. I used to walk by here and admire their age and their character and their style. At last Iâve managed to get one. It means a great deal to me, this house. It represents everything Iâve done in my life to maintain the old true standards against the easy, false, beguiling modern world. Look at this place. There isnât a foot of Formica, an ounce of plastic, or a scrap of fiberglass. Those moldings around the ceiling are real plaster, and these floorboards came from an old sailing ship. Look how wide they are. Now look at those doors. Theyâre solid and they hang true. The hinges are brass.â
He raised his head, and when he spoke there was a great deal of emotion in his voice.
âThis house is mine,â he said. âAnd if thereâs a ghost in it, or a noise in it, I want it out. Iâm the master of this place, and, by God, Iâll fight any supernatural oddity for the right to say that.â
âI donât like to sound as if I donât believe you,â I said, âbecause Iâm sure you heard what you say you did. But donât you think youâve been over-working? Maybe youâre just tired.â
Seymour Wallis nodded. âIâm tired, all right. But Iâm not so tired that I wonât fight to keep whatâs mine.â
Dan looked around the room. âMaybe you could come to some arrangement with this breathing. You know, strike some