something?"
"Nah I'm having too much fun; so what is it this time?"
"Listen seriously bro they're putting someone new on you, of course I've not been privy to the details but Adrien overheard something on his end and passed it on so I could give you a heads up. He's still out of town or he would've told you himself but no one can ever get ahold of you."
"Who is it this time another profiler, those fucks still profiling my ass?"
"Nah I think they've pretty much figured out that you're mentally fucked already, it is a profiler only I’m not sure what angle they’re playing with this one."
"So...who is it, anyone I might know?"
"Nope, she's a newbie, Cierra Stone."
"A chick? They're putting a chick on me? What, did I come down on the most wanted list or some shit who knocked me off?"
"Nah you still reign supreme but she's supposedly the best mind they've seen in twenty years."
"At least that's something; I still warrant the best."
"You're sick you know that?"
"So what does she look like?"
"Dog I don't know I just caught a glimpse of her freshman picture after Adrien mentioned it, she's young; still got that Quantico shine on her fresh off the farm."
"What's Durant thinking putting a little dove like that on me? He knows I'll eat her ass for breakfast, unless they've upped their game; she got great legs?"
"I already told you jackass, I don't know what she looks like she hasn't landed yet, sometime in the next day or two she'll be here, anyway that's all I've got so far I'll keep you in the loop if I learn anything else right now I gotta go bro I’ve got an asshole sneaking arms into my city from the Carolinas of all places, why the fuck these states can’t get together and have one governing law so jurisdiction bullshit does not apply I’ll never know, one fucking country and a hundred and ten differing laws, catch you later."
"Hey Jaxx...sorry." I didn’t have to explain; he knew exactly what I was getting at.
"Don't start that shit again Hank." He turned back at the door.
"I can't, I know they're holding you back because of your association with me..."
"And I told you before I don't care about that."
"But if you severed ties..."
"Fuck it Hank no, not gonna happen, we may not share blood but we're brothers in every way that counts and we're going to stay brothers."
"Yes I understand but it's holding you back." And that fucked with me, I had to do what I do, no doubt about it, it was one of those necessary evil type things, but the fact that it hindered my brothers in their chosen fields was something I struggled with on occasion. It was the only way law enforcement has been able to get to me thus far.
"I’m not having this conversation with you bro so just drop it family's family, they don't like my family, fuck them."
"Speaking of which how are my little sister and my niece and nephews?"
"The little terrors are running around driving us crazy and Sabra's hanging in there she did say you’re a hard task master and the first chance she gets she’s breaking a foot off in your ass."
"Whatever, your wife and your sister in law loves to bitch about everything then after they’ve implemented my ideas and see how much easier and smoother things run they want to coo at me, anyway I have to come by, I got some new shit for the boys."
"Oh no you don't, you're not bringing over any new gifts until I vet them first."
"What, what'd I do?"
"What did you do, drum sets? You gave a three and a four-year-old drum sets, the fuck you think has been going on in my house?"
I laughed my ass off.
"Get outta here, I'll be by sometime this week, I think lil Jeff said he wanted a python."
"I'll fucking kill you you do that shit bro, I'll be doing the bureau a favor."
"I'll tell ma you said that shit."
"Mean, just dog mean."
"Later lil brother."
"Later bro."
Fucking FBI, those fucks stay on me like a lion on a rhino's ass, one of these days they're gonna piss me the fuck off for real and I'll give their