growled.
âHe had no business there,â the white cat added primly. âHeâs not one of
us,
after all. So we thought we would drive him away.â
âStupid creature was babbling something about a rabbit,â the calico cat said with a disdainful look at the black cat. âAs if that was any excuse.â
âWhy didnât you call me?â Trouble demanded. âI never get to have any fun.â Radiating hurt pride, he stalked to the far end of the porch and disappeared into a large clump of beebalm.
âYou know, people have been trying to perfect a universal cat-translating spell for years,â Archaniz said to Morwen in a dry tone. She glanced at the cats on the porch railing. âIf you
do
come up with one, Iâd like a copy for myself.â
âNosy old biddy,â said the calico cat.
âOn second thought, perhaps it would be better if I left things as they are,â Morwen said.
âBeing disagreeable, are they?â Archaniz said knowingly. âItâs only to be expected. Who ever heard of a polite cat?â
The black cat hissed. âGrendel!â said Archaniz. âBehave yourself. It wasnât that bad, and besides, you can use the exercise.â
âHe certainly can,â said the calico cat.
âWhatâs all this racket?â rumbled a low, sleepy cat voice from under the porch. âDash it, canât a fellow take a nap in peace?â A moment later, a long cream-and-silver cat oozed around the steps to blink at the growing assembly above him.
âThatâs another thing, Morwen,â Archaniz said, scowling at the newcomer. âCats and witches go together, I admit. And I know theyâre a big help with your spells, but one really ought to observe some reasonable limits.â
âI do,â said Morwen. All nine cats were useful, particularly when it came to working long, involved spells that required both concentration and power. Nine cats working together could channel a lot of magic. To explain all this would sound uncomfortably like bragging, however, so Morwen only added, âAnyway, I like cats.â
âShe is simply jealous because weâre all smarter than
he
is,â the white cat informed Morwen with a look at the black cat on Archanizâs shoulder.
âWhat, all of you?â Morwen said, raising an eyebrow.
âAll of us,â the white cat said firmly. âEven Fiddlesticks.â
âIâm very smart,â Fiddlesticks agreed. âIâm
lots
smarter than Fatso there. Donât you think Iâm smart, Morwen?â
Grendel hissed and bunched together as if he were preparing to launch himself from Archanizâs shoulder. Hastily, Archaniz put up her free hand to hold him back. âPerhaps I had better leave now,â she said. âWe can finish our discussion some otherââ
âThereâs a big garden show coming up in Lower Sandis,â Morwen said thoughtfully. âWhy doesnât the Deadly Nightshade Garden Club enter an exhibit? If we all work together, we should be able to put together something quite impressive.â
Archaniz considered. âMonkshood and snakeroot and so on? In a large black tent.â
âAnd if everyone sends one or two really exotic thingsââ
âMorwen, youâre a genius! People will talk about it for years, and that Airy McAiling Grinny person wonât have a leg to stand on.â
âI donât think it will be that simple,â Morwen cautioned. âBut an exhibit will buy us time to find out why heâs so interested in making witches do things
his
way. And stop him.â
âOf course,â the Chairwitch said happily. âLetâs seeâKanikak grows Midnight fire-flowers, and I have half a dozen Giant Weaselweeds. If I can talk Wully into letting us use her smokeblossoms . . .â
âIâll contribute two Black Diamond snake lilies and an