cycle shorts.
All the best now. Looking forward to hearing
from you.
Sincerely,
Matthew + Gareth.
Verdict: Nice letter. No.
I wasnât expecting to receive a questionnaire. Three pages of airmail paper demanding details in a pencil so sharp at the start, blunt by the finish. It came as a shock. It certainly deserved a merit mark for effort.
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Your abject advert has caught the fancy of this experienced, exotic and pierced Master.
Naturally He wishes to have more intimate details about the property, so you are expected to complete and return the questionnaire at once, using the sae enclosed.
Obeying this order serves as an exercise in physical stocktaking and a mental preparation for the slave status your delicious derrière deserves.
As soon as He receives your reply, the Master will make the necessary arrangements for your first encounter. He can travel to your place or He can accommodate you in Norbury. Though very thorough in examining a slave, the Master finds all types and most combinations interesting and attractive. Attitude is most essential, though negotiated limits are respected.
Now fill this in, underlining neatly, where appropriate, then mail using the sae enclosed without delay. Use a pen! Only a Master writes to a slave in pencil as an added discourtesy.
Name:
Address:
Telephone number:
Date of birth:
Blood group:
Height:
Weight:
Build: skinny/slim/lithe/muscular/fat/or â¦
(Give details.)________________.
Colouring: _____eyes; ______hair; ______nipples;
_____glans; __________anal rim.
Penis length: _____ â³ flaccid;_____ â³ erect.
Penis girth:_____ â³ flaccid; _____ â³ erect.
Foreskin: cut/short/shortish/longish/long/very long/excessive.
Foreskin end: bared glans tip/nozzle/rosette/jug lip overhang.
Foreskin overhang, (if appropriate):
short/medium/long/excessive.
Length of overhang, (if appropriate):_____â³.
Foreskin, (if appropriate): stays put when retracted/rolls back when retracted/retracts naturally when erect/stays hooded when erect.
Preference: naked glans or hooded glans.
Testicles: small/medium/large/extra large.
Heft: heavy hanging/low hanging/level hanging/one ball lower than the other/tightly drawn up.
Scrotum: naturally smooth/furry wisps of hair/or_______.
Armpits: sparse hairs/thick tufts/thick & long mane/bushy.
Pit hair: downy wisps/wiry straggle/fleecy/silky skeins.
Nipples: large aureoles/miniscule/medium/or ______________.
Teats: inverted/upstanding/big bosses/or ______________.
Torso: naturally smooth/hairy/shaved/waxed/or ______________.
Limbs: naturally smooth/fine hairs/hairy/shaved/waxed/or ______________.
Buns: full/meaty/meagre/tight/loose/or ______________.
Crack: naturally smooth/sparse hairs/hairy/or ______________.
Pubes: small patch/large pelt/extending from navel/or ______________.
Pubic hair type: cropped down/downy wisps/thick fleece/wiry bush/wild tangles/silky/or ______________.
List your top six specialities, (services unto a Master):
1:
2:
3:
4:
5:
6:
List limitations, (use other side if necessary):
Desire takes many forms: nudity/restraints/blindfolds/boots/CP/Yellow/verbal abuse/humiliation/toys/leather/shaving ⦠List your desires below, (use other side if necessary):
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________
____________________ (P.T.O.)
Days available:
Times available:
Travel by private or public transport:
So, you horny devil, fill this out honestly and Iâll make sure youâll smile. A slave offering his delicious derrière knows only the minimum about his future master. This uncertainty adds to his predicament, intensifies his bondage. The Master, on the other hand, expects to know about every private part and have the most intimate questions answered.
You should enclose