of them, consuming the body at an astonishing rate. As the famous taxonomist Carolus Linnaeus once said, âThe progeny of three flies can consume a dead horse more quickly than can a lion.ââ
She closed her eyes and held up one hand. âNick.â
âSince insects pass through distinct developmental stages, by studying the insects on a corpse we can determine almost exactly how long theyâve been thereâand thus, the time of death. All you have to do is collect maggot samples from the various orifices. Take your filet, for example: Itâs basically a thick slab of muscle tissue, much likeâoh, letâs say a cross section of the human thighââ
âNick!â
Nick stopped. The woman had a strange look on her faceâthe sort of look a person gets when they first learn that calamari is really squid.
âCan we talk about something else?â
âYou asked me what I do.â
âI know, but I didnât know you did . . . that . Do you really have to work with dead people?â
âIt helps.â
âHow can you stand it?â
âAs coworkers go, I recommend them.â
She shuddered. âWell, letâs talk about something else.â
âLike what?â
âSomething besides workâ your work, anyway.â
Nick shrugged. âOkay. What do you do?â
She glared at him. âIâve been telling you that for the last forty-five minutes.â
Nick blinked. âWould you excuse me a moment?â He pulled out his cell phone and checked for messages again.
âYou keep looking at your cell phone,â she grumbled. âA woman notices that too.â
âSorry. Iâm sort of on call.â
âIn case somebody dies?â
âIn a way, yes. I volunteer with an organization called DMORTâthe Disaster Mortuary Operational Response Team. DMORT is a part of the National Disaster Medical System, under FEMA. Whenever thereâs a disaster involving mass casualtiesâlike the World Trade Center or United Flight 93 in Pennsylvaniaâthen DMORT is called in. Whenever the number of casualties is too big for the local coronerâs office to handle, we show up. Our job is to help collect and identify human remains.â
âYou volunteer to do that?â
âSometimes I canât believe the things I volunteer for.â
âHas there been a disaster somewhere?â
âThereâs a hurricane called Katrina moving northwest across the Gulf of Mexico right now. It was a category 1 when it hit Florida the night before last; then it was downgraded to a tropical storm. But now itâs out over the Gulf again, and itâs sucking up energy from the hot sea; itâs up to a category 4 now, and some say it might become a 5. The National Hurricane Center says itâs heading for New Orleans; if it keeps going, my DMORT unit will be activatedâjust in case.â
At that moment, Nickâs cell phone mercifully rang. He scrambled to open it.
âNick Polchak.â
âNick. Itâs Denny with DMORT.â
âItâs about time.â
âI called your office first. Youâre usually there on a Saturday night.â
âI should be there now.â
âSome grad student answered your phone. He said you were on a blind date âin a restaurant âwith a woman .â
Nick didnât reply; he just kept nodding and staring straight ahead.
âNick, is it true?â
âDenny. Please.â
âJust tell me: Howâs it going?â
âA disaster of unprecedented proportions,â he said. âIt makes you wonder if thereâs a God.â
âThat bad, huh?â
âAll the needless sufferingâall the wasted resourcesâit could have been prevented. Why donât we ever learn?â
âWell, then, Iâve got good news for you. We just got word from the Emergency Operations Center: NDMS has activated