Avaâs case, on a deliberate self-assigned missionâand you discovered your traveling companions to be the very people you were hoping to flee, the ones you most disliked. In this case, young overequipped couplesârich, handsome, heedless, privileged, undeserving, and profoundly lazy in a special selfish wayâfrom this generation of small-minded entrepreneurial emperors. And most of them were dressed in his clothes.
âGod, how I loathe these people,â Ava whispered to Steadman.
For one thing, they boasted of hating books and hardly read newspapers.
Trespassing
didnât count, because it wasnât new and was better known from movies and TVâSteadman was aware that some of the most obnoxious people seemed to love it for its lawlessness, its self-indulgent rule-breaking, and its tone of boisterous intrusion.
I've only read one real book in my life
â
yours,
such people wrote him. That alone was enough, but it was also an indication that you couldnât tell them anything. They didnât listen, they didnât have toâthey ran the whole world now.
You turned me into a world traveler.
The thing was to shut them down as quickly as possible.
Steadman had learned that, in an interview, if you fell silent and watched and waited instead of answering, people volunteered more detail. In this instance another man, a bystander, offered the detail.
âItâs quote-unquote adventure travel,â that man said.
âEco-porn,â Ava said. âEco-chic. Voyeurism must be such a wet dream for you.â
That man winced, but the man named Hack said, âWeâre traveling together. Didnât you see our T-shirts?â
He unbuttoned his khaki safari shirt, revealing the lettering on his T-shirt:
The Gang of Four.
âUntil they finish the renovation on our house,â the second man was saying. âWeâre reconfiguring the interior of a lovely old Victorian. Weâve got twelve thousand square feet. Itâs on an acre in a lovely part of San Francisco. Sea Cliff? Robin Williams lives nearby, and so do Hack and Janey.â
âMarshall Hacklerâcall me Hack,â said the big slouching man, inviting a handshake with his carelessly thrust out arm.
And Janey was apparently the woman on the cell phone. She just flapped her fingers and turned away, but another woman who had been listeningâshe was pretty, bright-eyed, the one holding the paperback of
Trespassing,
in a bush vest and green trousers, dressed for a safariâsmiled and said, âEcuador. A year ago it was Rwanda. We were the last people in there before the Africans massacred the people on that tour. We had the same guide. He was almost killed. No one can go now. We were incredibly lucky.â
The woman speaking on the cell phone broke off and said, âWeâre whole-hoggers. We want it all.â
âJaneyâs doing the interior. But weâre reconfiguring the outside, too. Swales. Berms. Iâve got the footprint and the plans with meâstill working out siting of the lap pool. Downstream weâll be putting in a guesthouse and sort of meld it with the landscaping.â
Hack put his arm around the man and said, âThis guy actually wrote a book.â
Dismissing this with a boastful smile, the man said, âFor my sins,â then took a breath and added, âAnyway, I sold my company and got into hedge funds. This wasâoh, goshâbefore the NASDAQ tanked inâwhat? Last April?â
Steadman leaned toward him, saying nothing, smiling his obscure smile at the self-conscious âoh, gosh.â
âAnd I got in the high eight figures.â
Hack said, âSo he said to me, âLetâs get jiggy wid it.â âCause heâs an A-player. Heâs a well-known author, too.â
At the mention of âhigh eight figuresââwhat was that, tens of millions, right?âAva barked loudly, as though at an outrage,
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